Official August thread: General Discussion, Goals, Winrates, etc

[yvesaint]

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($567)
SB ($772.02)
BB ($322.82)
UTG ($285)
MP ($938)
CO ($120)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3. CO posts a blind of $6.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $24.

Flop: ($69) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

CO bets $40, Hero pushes, CO calls $50.

Turn: ($249) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($249) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $249

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has 6s 5s (straight, eight high).
Hero has Kd Ac (high card, ace).
Outcome: CO wins $249. </font>

HOW COME I CANNOT FCKIN BEAT THESE FCKIN PEOPLE. IM AT A TABLE WHERE A GUY CALLED MY UNIMPROVED ON FLOP/TURN WITH 22. THE BOARD WAS JsTs7d BLANK TURN AND I HAD AsKs!!!!!!!!! HOW DOES HE DO IT I HAVE LIKE TWENTY OUTS HOW COME I CANNTO HIT A SINGL EONE

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Board: 8h 4c 2d
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 50.6061 % 50.61% 00.00% { AcKd }
Hand 2: 49.3939 % 49.39% 00.00% { 6s5s }

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I DONT CARE IF HE HAD A DOUBLE GUTSHOT!!! WHY AM I LOSING TO 50/20 SHORTSTACKS WHO POST-CALL WITH 65s??? THIS GUY HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A MONTH AND ISNT BUSTO YET IM GETTING THERE???

[aejones]

Yves, why don't you tell us how you really feel

P.S. Poker is a sick thing

[philipsaurus]

dj,

the tables were excellent tonight. thank god my luckbox has started to work again.

ps. your river c/r was dirty. i underrepped my hand the whole way like a fool.

[Josh.]

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[DJ Sensei]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP ($334.70)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($558)</font>
SB ($627)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($1959.50)</font>
UTG ($600)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $6, SB (poster) completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($18) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, Button calls $12, SB folds.

Turn: ($42) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $32</font>, Button calls $32.

River: ($106) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $275</font>, Button calls $200.

Final Pot: $656

Results:
Hero has Js Td (straight, queen high).
Button has 7h Qc (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $656.


Now THAT was a sick river c/r. Like, ballsack on his forehead sick.

And searching google images for "owned" is pretty fun, too.

[JKratzer]

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dj,

the tables were excellent tonight. thank god my luckbox has started to work again.


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thanks for the tip guys. i was getting ready to go to bed, saw this and figured what the hell. quick 400 hands, +2.5 buyins.

[FeNeF]

Am I the only one who drops 2-3 buyins EVERY TIME at the beginning of a session and have to spend the next couple of hours trying to claw my way back?

[philipsaurus]

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dj,

the tables were excellent tonight. thank god my luckbox has started to work again.


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thanks for the tip guys. i was getting ready to go to bed, saw this and figured what the hell. quick 400 hands, +2.5 buyins.

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quickies are the best sessions ever. i got to buddy list 4 people tonight. that is probably even more important than the fact that i booked a solid win. it seemed like everyone was either a 35/4/.2 station or a 45/25/5 laggrotard.



fenef: standard.

[shootaa]

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just won a 10k pot raising 46o from MP at party 25/50 suckas.

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lmao.

[BDaws]

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Like, ballsack on his forehead sick.

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LOL.