banging chicks from myspace.com

[kyleb]

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1. If you have a long-term girlfriend and are in a serious, 1on1 relationship is it really considered cheating to meet myspace girls and have sex with them in real life? What if you use facebook?

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You are an idiot.

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2c. Please do not * me for my recent posts.

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I can't imagine that you won't get *'d.

[SmackinYaUp]

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She's since met someone and moved out of state which, honestly, is one of the best results I could have asked for in this one.

DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

MySpace Profile

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I don't really use myspace but aren't there thousands and thousands of girls' profiles available at the fingertips of even those who live in the most backwater, 3rd world southern-state bible-beating, dial-up internet, hobo-infested swamps? If so, then I agree completely.

That girl is an example of something you settle with on a slow wednesday night at the irish pub. Don't you get to be picky on myspace?

[SmackinYaUp]

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1. If you have a long-term girlfriend and are in a serious, 1on1 relationship is it really considered cheating to meet myspace girls and have sex with them in real life? What if you use facebook?

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You are an idiot.

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2c. Please do not * me for my recent posts.

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I can't imagine that you won't get *'d.

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Why, and why?

[CybrPunk]

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She's since met someone and moved out of state which, honestly, is one of the best results I could have asked for in this one.

DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

MySpace Profile

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I don't really use myspace but aren't there thousands and thousands of girls' profiles available at the fingertips of even those who live in the most backwater, 3rd world southern-state bible-beating, dial-up internet, hobo-infested swamps? If so, then I agree completely.

That girl is an example of something you settle with on a slow wednesday night at the irish pub. Don't you get to be picky on myspace?

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It's quite apparent that you have read none of this thread.

[IggyWH]

Smackin,

Can't knock the hustle.

[SmackinYaUp]

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She's since met someone and moved out of state which, honestly, is one of the best results I could have asked for in this one.

DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

MySpace Profile

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I don't really use myspace but aren't there thousands and thousands of girls' profiles available at the fingertips of even those who live in the most backwater, 3rd world southern-state bible-beating, dial-up internet, hobo-infested swamps? If so, then I agree completely.

That girl is an example of something you settle with on a slow wednesday night at the irish pub. Don't you get to be picky on myspace?

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It's quite apparent that you have read none of this thread.

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Maybe you're right....was there some sort of experiment going on? I have never seen so many pages on a thread and considered myself somewhat patient as I skimmed through to the 30th or so page before realizing it goes all the way to 210ish. I just had to add the random comment though. But if it helps at least one other person who may suddenly join in on the 210th page thinking that pimping myspace is the same as pimping the deserted irish pub then I will be able to sleep at night knowing I made a positive contribution to the world today.

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Smackin,

Can't knock the hustle.

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True that. I can't knock it but it still felt right. Sometimes you just have to go with your heart in these matters of love and just put your emotions right out there. Unfortunately, I have knocked the hustle in doing this so I apologize, there is still definitely no shame on the guy who got in and got out.

[dinopoker]

What do you OOTiots think of this profile for a dating site:

I'm new to xxx. I am fairly tall, and I know how to fix things. I used to be a teacher so if you do happen to have kids, well, they may not like me, but they will learn what the capital of Botswana is. I work in the software industry and sideline as a freelance writer. I also write jokes, but sometimes I'll think of a joke and I won't have a pen handy so I have to convince myself that the damn thing ain't funny. I like escalators because even when they're broken, they can still be stairs. I object to cruelty to animals, but I do find it odd that people complain about dolphins being caught in tuna nets, but that no one seems to give a hang about the tuna. I never lie, so please be careful what you ask me.

As far as who I would like to meet, I suppose I need a woman that will put up with me, because I can be a little over the top at times. Ideally it would be nice to meet someone cute who has a nice sense of humor and a good attitude. If you like sports, that would be a bonus too, because then I would know you're entertained while I'm out shopping.

[five4suited]

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Just agreed to meet this one Wednesday. Trip report to come.





Yes I realize she's probably a big girl. I'd still hit it.

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and you'll have a hell of a time, bro. I'd bet anyone a nickel that this chick is absolutely, positively, completely [censored] crazy. vaya con dios.

[Peter Harris]

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If you like sports, that would be a bonus too, because then I would know you're entertained while I'm out shopping.

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that's a metrosexual ending

[BEP]

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I also write jokes, but sometimes I'll think of a joke and I won't have a pen handy so I have to convince myself that the damn thing ain't funny.

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You totally just plagiarized Mitch Hedburg you [censored] douche.