banging chicks from myspace.com

[Slagar]

[ QUOTE ]

Ah just screwing with you. I actually know a couple mormons - weird, weird people. A friend's mom is mormon mormon, but her dad isn't, and he wasn't allowed to see her sister's wedding in the mosque. Crazy.


[/ QUOTE ]

Mosques are where Muslims worship, not mormons.

[Vehn]

if I pull this I thoroughly expect to take the official oot overchicked award

[ QUOTE ]
Mosques are where Muslims worship, not mormons.

[/ QUOTE ]

THANKS FOR THE TIP

[balkii]

Ok so I decided to just send a message to a girl who was online tonight, with mixed results.




Read from bottom up.


: Just got back from playing some music at Produce Row...not quite ready for bed...you got AIM?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: lacey
Date: Sep 5, 2006 12:19 AM


nope i have to work in the afternoon but thats it... what are you doing?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dave Speranza
Date: Sep 5, 2006 12:18 AM


Nothing to wake up for early tomorrow morning?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: lacey
Date: Sep 5, 2006 12:17 AM


not really just kinda hangin out. sitting in my room.. naked.. kidding

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dave Speranza
Date: Sep 5, 2006 12:15 AM


Whats up with some late night myspacing...nothing else to do?


She was online and responding quickly but bounced without reading my last message. I felt it was appropriate to go for the AIM at that point, yes? Although, I'm afraid I may have pulled a chesspain with the mentioning of playing music...not sure.

[RunDownHouse]

Definitely SIF, but I don't think there's any faulting going straight for the AIM.

[Peter Harris]

[ QUOTE ]
if I pull this I thoroughly expect to take the official oot overchicked award

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ohh, does "overchicked" mean getting a chick way better than you deserve?

In that casy, ty for the compliment last week. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CybrPunk]

[ QUOTE ]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: lacey
Date: Sep 5, 2006 12:17 AM


not really just kinda hangin out. sitting in my room.. naked.. kidding

[/ QUOTE ]

She opened the door and you slammed it right in your own face. You lose at life... and myspace.

BEAT!

Or perhaps variance?

[DING-DONG YO]

Brian, you are a God among men. I just blew coffee all over my new flatscreen monitor at work after reading your trip report of the day you spent with the tall girl in MS. Mom asked "are you playing with my ass". Just gold.

[The Truth]

Vehn,

Aim high much?


Brain,

play on.

[FortunaMaximus]

Vehn,

You rock.

[SmackinYaUp]

[ QUOTE ]
First chick didn't pan out.. she lives two hours away anyway and may be a lesbian.


[/ QUOTE ]


I'm going to have to read more in this thread later but 2 things:

1. If you have a long-term girlfriend and are in a serious, 1on1 relationship is it really considered cheating to meet myspace girls and have sex with them in real life? What if you use facebook?


2. All girls that reject you are lesbians. Ever since I learned this rule, I have gone from not banging girls to banging most girls that I attempt to bang that are actually hot...barring the occasinoal blowup/complete disaster crash n burn.


2c. Please do not * me for my recent posts.