banging chicks from myspace.com

[Bodhisattva]

[ QUOTE ]
Bodhisattva,

You mean we can have a contest to see who's cooler and more manly because you're offended I said your posts could use a bit more thought before you hit the submit button?

[/ QUOTE ]

No, you made a point of saying my JOKE was a feeble pickup line. So lets see how much game you have. You must be able to come up with something better than my attempt, which you were to dull to ealize was a joke. Don't flap your mouth if you can't back it up.

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm going through a bit of a sexuality crisis here.

[/ QUOTE ]

Inside? <font color="white">Why did no one else think of this?</font>









But seriously... I was supposed to have my first myspace meet-up someone today, but she cancelled. It wasn't exactly last minute, and she sounded sincere, but I'm not sure what to think. My experiences so far have not been good. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[oreopimp]

Godspeed dude.

[Brian]

Just got back from my date with:




I half expected her to not show up, because I'm used to always calling before a date to confirm, and the last time I spoke to her was like Tuesday or something. But I've learned that this is a bad thing to do, so I just showed up at the Starbucks at 6:55 P.M. (our date was a 7) Didn't see any fatties inside so headed to the bathroom, then left and got back in my car. I'm pretty uncomfortable in most social situations, and didn't quite have the balls to just sit down in Starbucks w/o ordering anything and wait for her to show up.

I didn't see anyone enter or leave the Starbucks so I called her at 7:00, she didn't answer. I prepared to go back in one more time at 7:05, then leave, but she called right as I was getting out of my car. So I headed inside to meet her.

We did a hug upon meeting, then went up to order something @ the counter. I had already planned out this part of the convo in my mind before getting there, and trying to take ScottyP's advice, I said:

Me: So I know absolutely nothing about coffee, this is like my 2nd time ever in a Starbucks. I have no clue what to order, all these fancy names are confusing.

instead of

Me: So what do you think I should get?

But in the end, I regressed back to just generally asking her questions to keep the convo going, and sharing WAY too much about myself (play poker for a living, used to play Magic: the Gathering, etc.) when the convo started to die. Oh well, I'm uncomfortable even around fatties. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

We talked till about 7:30, then I asked her if she wanted to head to the BookStar next door to look around. She said, "would love to", so we headed over there. We joked and laughed about a lot of the book titles, and did usual "getting to know you" convo. She made me laugh a lot more than I made her laugh, in fact a lot of [censored] that she said I figured ought to be coming out of my mouth and not hers. I used to think that I was a funny guy, but I think that spending so much time on the internet has made me much less sharp in person, and really jaded my humor to where the only thing I think is funny is ytmnd.com [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

So anyways, we walked around for about an hour and a half, and I ran a bit of kino every now and then. BTW she isn't nearly as fat in person as she is in the pics, I mean she's a fattie don't get me wrong, but we're talkin prolly about 5'6" 220, not 5'6" 270 (which is what pics look like). I should have probably been much more assertive, but generally just followed behind her and looked at books she picked up. It's been like 2 1/2 weeks since I've gotten laid, so I was eyein her boobs a lot from behind.

In general I'm working on being more of a challenge, so my plan was to show interest with some kino, but wait for heavy return signals before going any further. She gave none.

After BookStar we walked back over to the Starbucks parking lot and I walked her to her car. We had some idle chat for a second at her car, then hugged and I said, "had a nice time tonight, so i'll chat w/ u online sometime?" She said, "call me!"

Pretty boring stuff. When I got home this was waiting for me:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 2, 2006 7:55 PM

just wanted you to know that i had a lot of fun tonight!!


Alert! Alert! Fatty clinger on the horizon!

Yeah, pretty boring stuff, my main reason for posting this though was to update some of the recent MySpace convos I've been having.

#1:




Both of these pics are referenced in the e-mails.

Date: Sep 2, 2006 11:36 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: main pic

Body: yeah, Requiem for a Dream is one of my favorites. so many beautiful people. if i were gay, i'd definitely have a crush on Jared Leto. he's in a band called 30 Seconds to Mars, they are quite good as well. Memento is another one of my favorites, you would like it.

and yeah, i voted for Kerry, mainly out of hatred for Bush. ;D tho i actually came to like him over the course of his campaign. and i really like Gore. he made a documentary here recently about global warming called An Inconvenient Truth, made me like him even more. as a hippy chick tree hugger, i'm sure you would like that movie as well.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 2, 2006 11:08 AM


yes, i am into politics and the news and such. i am a liberal lol, good guess. i am just from southaven, which is close to memphis, and i lived in memphis for a while. yeah, i would have voted for kerry... not because i liked him so much, but because i dislike bush. so you have seen requiem for a dream? did you like it? are you liberal or conservative?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 6:35 PM


yeah, mean people suck.

so Kerry, i see u are into politics. even though you are from MS, i'm assuming you'd have voted for Kerry had you been old enough? besides the fact that you guys share a name, you seem like a liberal from the TV/Movies you like. i don't think a conservative could sit through Requieum for a Dream, and i doubt most of their TV's ever make it from Fox News to Comedy Central.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 4:16 PM


i just don't like people being mean, you know?

and Labor day isn't very fun.. but hey we get out of work and school.. what more could you ask for??

thanks, i guess lol. my friend lorena loaded some new pics and i just had to make that one mine lol



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 4:10 PM

yeah, that's why i msged you, i'm sure you're tired of talking to as$holes who do nothing but compliment u all day.

Labor Day isn't a very fun holiday. theres not really much to celebrate. i mean at least even dud holidays like MLK have some meaning. wtf are we supposed to do on Labor Day? i guess i'll make mine a "family" holiday and hang out w/ my parents or something.

btw, ur new profile pic is infinitely better.

lol, she promptly changed her profile pic

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:54 AM


um, i didn't say that. sorry.. i don't like to talk to as$holes, i'm sure you can understand...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:26 PM


just a friendly tip, that's all. so you aren't hot any more like in that pic of you w/ the pink top? that's ok, we can talk anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

u started up at CBU yet?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 6:58 AM


um i don't like my other pics too much, they're all old actually. and why do you care anyway?

no, steven colbert is much more hilarious than jon stewart. i used to like jon, a lot, but his jokes are old and dull these days.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 30, 2006 11:30 PM


you should change your main photo, that one looks like a bad driver's license pic. you have a lot better ones to choose from.

btw, luv ur list of people to meet, very diverse. jon stewart &gt; stephen colbert, tho.

-Brian

Still working on that neg-hitting, was pretty sure it was over after she said "i don't talk to as$holes", but I just kept truckin' and it worked like a charm. However, she has read and not responded to my last msg. I didn't include any questions or anything to try to get her to respond to see if she'd keep the convo up. Guess not.

#2:





Date: Sep 2, 2006 1:22 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: oi

Body:

Thats pretty weak. If I could have any magical power it would probably be flying, but invisibility is a close second.

Thanks for clearing it up for me, and the fact that invisibility requires an "One Ring to Rule them All" made me laugh.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 2, 2006 12:50 PM


Hobbits don't have magical powers. The only reason Frodo disappears is because he wears the One Ring to Rule them All, and for some reason it makes the hobbit kind disappear. As far as I know it only has that effect on hobbits.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 2, 2006 11:29 AM


Yeah, me too.

This has been buggin me cause I got no idea. I am not real big into the lord of the rings thing, but do the little hobbits have magical powers? I saw on the previews that they disappear or something, but I don't know if its like a crazy magic spell or what.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 2, 2006 8:49 AM


What's that suppose to mean? I could really careless about people's religious backgrounds.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 11:51 PM


Would you even consider dating a guy that isn't a Mormon?

Stole first line from BEP, 2nd &amp; 3rd from Blake. Guess mix'n'match isn't such a great idea, or using two openers, 'cause she read the last one but no response.

#3:




(she's on the left)

Date: Sep 2, 2006 5:19 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: hm

Body:

xxx-xxx-xxxx give me a call.

heather

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 2, 2006 12:08 AM


Friday has come and gone, looks like you forgot about me! I feel neglected!!! How are u gonna make it up to me?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:00 PM


alright funny guy! I'll give you my # but, since your psychic you already know that i'll give it to you fri. I'm off to bed. goodnight sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 8:57 PM


hey Heather, i'm workin right now so i can't really chat. but in answer to your question, i'm psychic because i know that when i ask you for your # so that i can call you later when i'm less busy, you are going to give it to me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 6:28 PM


what r u phychic?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:54 PM


hah, not yet. :P probably spend some time with my parents. Labor Day isn't a very fun holiday. my favorite is Halloween. what about u?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 5:30 PM



I will be by my self the kids will be at their daddy's house . and I dont know what i will do yet. you got big plans?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:16 PM


enough to break the ice! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

you and the kids got a big labor day weekend planned?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 4:25 PM



how much?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:32 PM


MySpace says you replied to my last msg, but I never got anything in my inbox. So I'll try again:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

-Brian

I love this opener on fat chicks or older women. Very high success rate. Plan on calling her tomorrow, but really have no idea what to say. So far all my phone convo's when going for a # that fast have been awkward.

#4:




Date: Sep 1, 2006 11:10 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FireCracker?

Body: Mmmm I don't know.. I've only been 30 for 1 week and what would someone as yourself know about that ?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 11:01 PM


for the same reason an older woman is chatting w/ a younger man - attraction, intrigue, lot of curiosity. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] for instance, i've heard a woman's sexual peak is at 30; please elaborate if you find this to be true (thus far).

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:14 PM


Sorry. I'm just trying to answer all my mail. I just got home. So why is a young man like yourself chating with an older women ?

Kelly

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:05 PM




Peeps in a manger? You speak in riddles, woman. You got a name?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:00 PM


LOL !! Manger of some Peeps

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:58 PM


Ok fine be that way!! :'(

Your occupation also confuses me:

"Occupation: Manager of some Peps"

Did you mean manager of some Peeps?



That is a noble job indeed, I bet you get swamped around Easter though.

Or perhaps you left the "i" off of the end?



Eagerly awaiting the answer to this riddle,

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:46 PM


Wouldn't you like to know ! lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 5:04 PM


i have a few ideas, but i'd like it better if you explained how you got the nickname FireCracker?

-Brian

Ever since I learned how to insert images into e-mail, I've been including a lot of them. I think it worked out fairly well here and in the next one (#5). I have no idea what she meant by her last msg though, so haven't thought of anything to send back to her. Thoughts?

#5:




Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:11 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: green day

Body: I am over at a friends house but youn could call me at xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxxx any other time


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:06 PM

i'd love to discuss music w/ you sometime, but i'm about to log off of here for the night. you got a #?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 10:00 PM


I am going to a concert probablly tommorrow if me and my friend stop fighting about everythiong. She is always a bitch. I lovbe Halloween but I like Christymas better cause I get prersents and it snows!!! whast kind of bands do you like other then Green Day (R.I.P.) ? I personally like some of the lassics and new artist

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:53 PM

haha, smurfs got it made living in a 'shroom. oh well, we'll have to agree to disagree on the sexuality of hobbits and smurfs. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

what are u up to this Labor Day weekend? Labor Day has got to be the lamest holiday ever. i mean even "dud" holidays like MLK at least have some meaning behind them. i can't wait till Halloween, thats my fave holiday. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:37 PM


you you cry if your best friend from life died!?!?!?! Anyways at least the hobbits arnt little blue people who can use a mushroom for as house


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 6:12 PM

omg, how can you call SMURFS gay? frodo &amp; sam are clearly butt pirates:



-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 5:19 PM


obbits arer cool but te smurfs are so [censored]



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 4:50 PM

as far as i'm concerned, R.I.P. Green Day, July 1st 1991 - October 14th, 1997. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

i've got a dilemma here that's been bugging me. hobbits from Lord of the Rings - hermaphrodites like smurfs or not?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 4:29 PM


I dont think all the new [censored] sucks I thin kthey just dont play all the good stuff from te album on the radio but Dookie is my all time favorite CD!!!! so whats up with you?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 29, 2006 10:47 PM

i think all the new [censored] from green day sux, but Dookie is one of my all time fave CDs. thoughts?

-Brian

Yeah, pretty fugly and can't form a coherent sentence, I'm down though. Again went for an early # but again have no idea what to say on the phone. Plan on calling her Sunday probably.

#6:



Danver's is a local fast food restaurant, their slogan is "It's Danver's for dinner."

Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:27 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: YEAH!!

Body:
do you play in a league? i know some people that play. yea sure you can call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 8:11 PM


i'm self-employed - poker player to be exact. let's chat about it over the phone sometime. what's ur #?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 7:30 PM


no not really i go to school 2 days a week all day then i work the other 5 days. schools ok i wanted my schedule to mathch some1 elses and they are opposite its cool though so how bout you? what are you into?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 12:52 PM


ok try not to have too much fun! have u had to cut back on your hours @ Danver's since u started up at school? how's that going for you so far?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 12:48 PM


i willl take that as a compliment. thankyou acctually i do both. i can work really any position needed. they made me clean the grill last week. so there really is no telling. speaking of danvers im off to work

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:44 PM


i take it you don't do PR for them? are u a cashier or a cook? you look like the type of girl who is a natural chef.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 30, 2006 5:42 AM



sure if you like the same thing every day
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 29, 2006 11:30 PM


it's DANVER's for DINNER! nah actually it's not, i've never eaten there b4. u guys got anything there good?

-Brian

Again a #close, again plan to call her tomorrow. Maybe if I do all of these in constant succession I'll have success cause I'll be so confused I won't have time to think/get nervous?

#7:

http://www.myspace.com/totally_luvin_me_some_god

Couldn't resist msging someone with that profile/screenname.

Date: Sep 1, 2006 2:16 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: i see you love god

Body:
yeah, but what if the guy were really, really hot? even then? cause Heather, you're a cool chick, but i just don't know if i can date you if you have to wait till marriage.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Sep 1, 2006 9:12 AM



no i don't. i learned my lesson after i had a son at fourteen
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:12 PM


you seem like a cool girl, so don't take this the wrong way: do you believe in premarital sex?

-Brian

Eh, just for fun. She read the last msg but no response. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

#8:




CLEAR SIF, in fact she said in a later msg after our phone convo, "before you get to interested.. im fat. just so u are aware.." Duh

Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:11 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: your occupation?

Body:
yeah i have a number lol xxx-xxx-xxxx

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 5:23 AM

hah, we'll get into that later. :P i'm about to log off of here. u got a # sabrina?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:21 AM


sometimes yes and sometimes no.. and how else could i compliment you&gt;?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 5:11 AM


i think you could "compliment" me in more ways than one.

are u always up this late? i just got through w/ work and exercise myself.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:04 AM


seems i could compliment u there.. cause i can fix a vcr haha lol im a huge movie buff so i had to learn [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 5:00 AM


aw, that's not quite as exciting. i saw in ur profile that u have a 66% male brain, so i take it u are handy around the house w/ other things besides fixing cable boxes? i went ahead and took the test myself, 80% female 20% male!!

"Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!"

oh well, was hoping for an explanation of why i can't fix a VCR to save my life.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:33 AM


haha interesting concept, ill have to remember that when i open my own store lol. No i have a on the side cake business. My daily job is being a dispatcher for cable services lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 4:03 AM


so what does it mean to be a Cake Decorator-Dispatcher? do you dispatch emergency cakes to those in need of last minute birthday supplies?

-Brian

I wound up calling her the next night I think, and we had like a bit of an awkward 2 minute convo then I said I had to go and would chat w/ her later. Then I called her up a few hours later and we had about a 10 minute chat about her work. She said she was about to get off work, and I offered to meet her for coffee somewhere (this is about 10 PM), she said she couldn't 'cause she had to go home and work on a cake for a client. I then offered to meet her sometime during the weekend, but she said she was going out of town for Labor Day. I was pretty much gonna leave it at that and not bother anymore, but decided to MySpace her and we chatted for a bit via MySpace e-mail:

Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:48 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: No Subject

Body: i c. well i need to "get off" here if ya know what i mean. hope you have a good Labor Day weekend!

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:46 PM


lol close to summer and stage

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:44 AM


ppffftt, i agree with the age old saying, i believe it was confucious who coined it, "more cushion for the pushin"

what part of bartlett do you live in?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:39 PM


no lol.. before you get to interested.. im fat. just so u are aware..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:37 AM


poo, thats not exciting. arent u going to invite me over to lend a "helping hand"?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:36 PM


regular bday with flowers

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:35 AM


cause it sounds fun, especially the ones u do! what are u doing tonight?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:34 PM


ok but how come...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:32 AM


oh wow you are a naughty girl...

i wanna come help bake a cake sometime.

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:26 PM


i bought me some new toys tonight.. i worked them in [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:23 AM


a lil fun? w/o me? shame.. what did u do?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:19 PM


yeah im at home now... havent started the cake just yet.. had a lil fun first

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:17 AM


nah u are too cute to reject. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

hows the cake baking going? u @ home yet?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:14 PM


perfectly ok with being rejected lol

-------------------------------------------------------
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:12 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: look familiar?

Body:
that's good, you acutally may be a lil too young for my tastes. i like a woman who is in her sexual peak, since i'm at mine. or are you an early bloomer?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:10 PM


just so happens you assume correctly
lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Sep 1, 2006 12:07 AM


hah well, am i to assume you are into young guys? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 9:30 PM

Would love to do that cake its awesome.. and yeah sorry a bit old yes.. 26 and most are recent pics and a few are maybe year old or year and half at most.. i get alot of comments saying i look young
lol
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 10:37 PM



are those the types of cakes you do?

btw, you look really young, i didn't realize you were 26 till just a few mins ago. how old are ur pics?

-Brian

I plan to call her Tuesday or Wednesday and try one last time for a meet.

#9:




Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:09 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: coen bros.

Body:
Can't at work, and I am a poor single mom with no home PC right now...myspace is all I can do...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 4:08 PM


k, AIM then? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 2:02 PM


I appreciate the comment!
Not to harp on the age thing, but you are a little young for me...besides the fact that we have talked for 30 minutes and who knows if one of us might be an axe murderer??
:-)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:55 PM


ahah, well you only look like you're about 23. i figure people are always telling you how young you look so i can't let your ego get up too high.

sounds like we have the same taste in movies. let's meet up and chat about them sometime. pretty busy Labor Day weekend for me but i'll be free next week. when is good for you?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:43 PM


*ouch* on the age inference! LOL I just wanted to be out so bad I could only afford a sudio apt, a phone, and utilities.
I used to watch Fight Club a lot, and I had Memento too but the ex-hubby took them both in the divorce. Hey, I got the kid and the dog so I am not complaining.
My son, age almost 5, is the one on my profile default laying on the beach, and there is another shot of him on the beach in my Pics but I don't feel comfortable plastering his picture on the internet to people I don't know (no offense, darling.)
My friends are trying to get me into Netflix...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:35 PM


yeah, i do the same thing w/ Fight Club, Memento, a few others. after i put my Daisy to bed, i'll crack open a Lemonade and relax to Lord of the Rings. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] how old is your son? do you have any pics of him?

wow, no cable, i hope you had an internet connection at least, or did the internet exist in those days? ;D i was fortunate enough to be able to afford cable when i moved out of my parents' last year, tho its main use is for the cable modem. i'm a DVD junkie myself as well, i have 3 NetFlix movies waiting on me downstairs - Hustle&amp;Flow, The Office Series 1 (British version), and Grey's Anatomy Season 1 (don't tell anyone!)

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:24 PM


Glad I could offer new knowledge ;-P
I have a bad habit of watching movies over and over, like Fargo, B/Club, JAWS, LA Confidential, I could go on and on. I will put them on and do chores and such or sit &amp; watch one after my son goes to bed and have a beer...stems from not having cable when I first moved out of my house at 18.
And you should NEVER be embarassed by your music...and never care what anyone has to say about it!!

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:19 PM


wow, KWIM, learn something new every day. thx god for Google.

so why do you keep watching The Breakfast Club over and over? i'd dog you for it, but i'm embarassed to say that i actually have the song "Don't You" by Simple Minds on my Napster playlist.

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:12 PM


I really do like Fargo, only b/c most people I meet don't see why it is so great (and I love William H. Macy anyways) but I do enjoy The Big Lebowski although I haven't seen it that many times...I should rent it again soon!!
Ladykillers to me seemed like they rushed it; and Tom Hanks is just not a Coen actor, KWIM?

~ N.

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 31, 2006 3:07 PM


What's your favorite movie by them? I'm sure most would say Fargo but it's Big Lebowski for me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I hated Ladykillers though &gt;:[

-Brian

I wanted to turn the axe murderer comment around on her, and would have if she had said "who knows if you're an axe murderer", but she said "if one of us", so didn't really seem appropriate. I thought things were going well but no AIM and no date, guess I should have gone for the inbetween phone #, but too late now I think. Any chance of recovery here?
Finally, I know it's slightly beyond the scope of this thread, but my girlfriend of 4 years came over the other night and officially said that she isn't in love with me anymore.We mutually decided to seperate about a month and a half ago for a multitude of reasons (I suggested it though), but I definitely love her still and still consider(ed) her my girlfriend. It's a bit of a long drawn out thing, but I'll just say that I definitely wasn't expecting to hear that from her and that it has left me in a bit of shock. I've encouraged her to see other guys as part of our seperation, but I didn't think that she would fall out of love with me in only a month. Then again, that is one of the reasons we seperated to begin with, to see whether or not we're "in love", and if she could fall out of love with me that fast, then it was not meant to be. Still though, it hurts being told that, and it has really affected my confidence level in my past few real life pick-up attempts. Hopefully I'll get laid here soon and things will start to turn around. I didn't mean to get so deep 'cause this thread has been just for fun for me, but since I've already laid everything else out there, I figured that I would include that, too.

-Brian

[kyleb]

Brian,

&lt;3

[TIEdup14]

[ QUOTE ]
"before you get to interested.. im fat. just so u are aware.."

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LOL TRUTHAMENT

[Peter Harris]

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Brian,

&lt;3

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3 and 4 those two older ladies are tapping your sexy self for sure. No doubt in my mind. That latter "what would you know about 30yo sexual peak" drips with needing a 'nothing, it's what i want to find out about that matters' response.

[geek]the one ring made gollum disappear too, and he isn't a hobbit, he was an old race of 'river people', maybe humans[/geek]

[comix]

[ QUOTE ]
Brian,

&lt;3

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And please consider #4 to be a challenge you must tackle.

[SackUp]

brian,

I don't know how you have the time to manage all of these girls and then have the time to post about it - Keep up the good work!

You are definitely a myspace rainmaker - albeit puddle sized drops - it is rain nonetheless.

[The Truth]

Here are my first 2 convos with that opener.




Same here my new MySpace friend. I wrote a blog about people from high school who hated me, but now that they are on myspace, they want to be my friend. Some people like that I just refuse to add.

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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 3:57 PM


Myspace is the universal peacemaker. People I've had serious conflict with in the past cant wait to be my friend on myspace. Seriously I have some people I straight-up hate as friends on myspace.


Oh well, my rant for the day, back to work.
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From: Mystique
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:45 PM


That works. I'll use you to look even cooler by having another friend on myl ist. You can add another notchto my belt!

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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 3:19 PM


Great! but im very busy, so I wont be able to "be there for you" or help you through difficult times.

sorry.

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From: Mystique
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:16 PM



Why the hell not?
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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 2:52 PM


We aren't friends in real life, but wanna be friends on myspace?







AND




Ok, Ok but only if you rescue me from burning buildings

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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 3:24 PM


Woah waoh, While I wont be there for you, I totally expect you to come fix my tire if it gets flat.

oh well, back to work



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From: Christy
Date: Aug 30, 2006 3:08 PM


amazing.. that's just what I look for in a friend.. none of the "come fix my flat tire" kind of crap...

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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:39 PM


excellent, but to be honest, im 'probably not a very good friend. I wont "be there for you" or any of that nonsense.
I'll most likely just ask you if i can borrow money etc, you knwo.
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From: Christy
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:35 PM


haha.. sure!

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From: Blake
Date: Aug 30, 2006 1:21 PM


We're not friends in real life..... but wanna be friends on myspace?