banging chicks from myspace.com

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Hadn't checked this thread in awhile. I am appalled at how badly so many of you suck at this. Seriously. wtf is with that whole "inside?" [censored], omfg that is so [censored] stupid whoever thought that [censored] up should just hit himself in the face with a [censored] shovel, my god. I just did a quick search of women in my area and found a hot chick who I'd like to have sex with at some point in the future. Here is what I wrote to her:

"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

I don't know you, and your profile failed to provide me with any significant clues regarding whether or not I think we'd get along alright. But that's okay, because you did post a pair of pictures that I find absolutely stunning. That's sort of why I'm writing this, because if you are anywhere near as awesome as you are gorgeous, then I think I'd like you one helluva lot.

I do apologize if that seems shallow, and I shouldn't blame you at all if you were to disregard what I've written for that very reason. However, I'd really appreciate it if you wrote back and let me know a bit about yourself. It would kick so much ass if we were to hit it off.

Hopefully I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm going to go make myself a big glass of chocolate milk. Yummy!"

I am considering taking 15-30 minutes or so of my time to make [censored] a profile that I think will score him lots of ass. I lack the motivation right now but maybe sometime in the future.

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On top of what everyone else has mentioned about this approach, I'm thinking you'll get a lot of responses saying "tl;dr", or more likely, no response at all for that reason. Once contact is established you can write longer, but for initial contact, I think beyond 4-5 sentences just comes across looking a bit strange.

[d10]

I'm still unsure about the effectiveness of the inside? line. My situation is unique though. I just moved to a small, very boring town. I like to tell them I'm new to the area (this gets the point across that I'm looking to meet new people, but not because I'm some desperate loser, but because I don't know anyone around here yet). I tell them that this place sucks and I'm getting tired of driving 200 miles to Atlanta to find something to do (99% of the girls who live here would agree that this place does suck, driving to ATL is a lie but Ive considered it before, so it's believeable and should spark interest. It will associate me with leaving outside of this small town, which everyone wants to do.) Then I finish it with the open ended question of what is there to do around here? Actually I put this before the part about ATL cause it flows better there, but that doesn't matter. Expected response is "not a whole lot", which will leave me with an opening to lead into what I want to do around here. I think this approach also compliments my profile because I state that I like to travel and I'm not from the area. Comments? Would anyone still prefer "inside?" in my situation? I'm 1/1 so far on responses (I sent out more than 1, but there were only like 3 people "online" last night and none of them were eligible for my attention, so far the others I've sent have not been read yet). I'll post updates as they come.

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... only up to page 5, 'inside?' sucks, if you haven't already nailed someone, get a picture of them, have stuey put a christmas hat on them (works best if their picture was naked) then send them that with a 'Hey etc'

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That's a good idea, Stuey, can you put a hat on this chick? Oh wait.. nm...

[ononimo]

that bra has far too much material

[SackUp]

HOHOHO!

Merry X-Mas indeed!

[ThaSaltCracka]

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when she responds i will then pull out the big guns and ask her to settle the argument between me and my man friend on who would win in a fight, superman or thesaltcracka.

[/ QUOTE ]me, OBVIOUSLY.

[Eurotrash]

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"Hiya! If you haven't yet browsed through my profile, then you might not know that my name is Chase. Well, it is. Nice t'meetcha, or whatever one calls writing letters at random persons whom one has never met before. I guess this doesn't really qualify as meeting you.

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I realize this was from a few pages back, but i feel the need to comment on just how gay it is.

I made it to "t'meetcha" before I threw up a little bit and was forced to stop. wtf is "t'meetcha?" it sounds like the name of somebody in the WNBA. it looks so effing stupid when you try to type out words like that in an attempt to be quaint/funny/clever. just say "to meet you." oh, and also make your introductory email less weird/gay in general.

Hiya? Yummy? this [censored] reads like it's from a 12 year old girl. or a 45 year old pedophile.

[B00T]

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I made it to "t'meetcha" before I threw up a little bit and was forced to stop. wtf is "t'meetcha?" it sounds like the name of somebody in the WNBA. it looks so effing stupid when you try to type out words like that in an attempt to be quaint/funny/clever. just say "to meet you."

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POTT(hread)

[tom441lbk]

All,


So how do I colorize and spruce up my myspace page?




Thanks,

lbk

[bad beetz]

I will post "how to bang chicks on myspace FAQ" by end of month, promise.