Never Trust Anyone

[MrTimCaum]

<3 sup bro

[Ron Burgundy]

Ok that does it. This is now the best thread ever on 2+2. Sup Bro has taken it over the top, bro.

sup bro?

[Triumph36]

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Solid effort from sup bro -

The original is, of course, "sup bro?" - this one is just a gimmick of a gimmick.

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I think you got it backwards.

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Yea you're right - scholars maintain the password to the original was lost centuries ago.

Seriously - I thought the password was lost, and the gimmick dead forever. But this is the real deal.

[Onaflag]

sup bro?

w00t!

This thread will now live. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Onaflag...........

[Eponymous]

By popular demand, here's one more. This one's sung to the Statler Brothers' "Flowers on the Wall" (featured in Pulp Fiction). Linky to the original lyrics. Enjoy.


I keep hearing you're concerned about my happiness.
All the posts your writing feeds my attention whoring, I guess.
If you were waiting for my next drama bomb, I wouldn't worry none.
While Two Plus Two is worrying 'bout me, I'm having lots of fun.

Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.

Last night I cut myself, and pretended that I would one day fly.
As long as I can dream, I know I’ll have a stack three million dollars high.
Of course buying sprees and airplane rides have taken quite a toll.
But you can always find me on Stars blowing somebody’s bankroll.

Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.

Well, if you’re finished, I must go, one handjob’s all you get.
I haven’t finished scamming pros for tourney buy-ins yet.
I need to go and flash my boobs around the Vegas strip.
Then I’ll come back to the room and the blood will start to drip.

Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.

Now, writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.
Don't tell me I've nothing to do.

[Minnesota]

sup bro!

[PairTheBoard]

And the Grammy for best NVG Brandi Parady Song goes to ....



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With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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LOL

PairTheBoard

[bonds25]

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sup bro?

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[Eagles]

I'm up till 5am when my train leaves so this thread better get good in the next 3 hours.

[Alfil]

I was all rock n' roll in 85!