banging chicks from myspace.com

[TimM]

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I am concerned that you are addicted to myspace, but whatever

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He's addicted to something, but I don't think it's myspace.

[RunDownHouse]

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[Publos Nemesis]

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Your last message to the goth girl was gold lol

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am i the only person who thinks that is not a girl?

[Wilco666]

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Your last message to the goth girl was gold lol

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am i the only person who thinks that is not a girl?

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Now that you mention it...

[IggyWH]

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I want some updates - Vehn, IggyWH, fslexduck, Barron, OreoPimp, Hitchhiker, pls update.

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So, you go into one of your classic gold posts and then want me to update? Talk about suicide...

My update is nowhere near the level of Brian's, so just warning anyone who might read the following, it probably isn't worth it.

So to refresh everyone, I find out our date is going to be me, girl and girl's friend meeting up for dinner and then a movie at a local park (Pride & Prejudice). I know this girls name and that's about it. We really haven't talked at all. I can't remember if I talked about this earlier but I told her to pick the restaurant since it was in her neck of the woods and she picked this middle-eastern place. I had been there once a couple years ago and hated it with a passion. I barely toughed anything that one time I went and went to McDonalds right after.

So I meet her at this coffee shop on the corner. She texts me what she's sitting at the window in a green shirt. I get to the coffee shop and it's too packed to walk in, but she sees me and comes out.

If I didn't know she was wearing a green shirt, I probably wouldn't have picked her out. She looked very much different than her myspace pictures. I know what you're probably thinking, "Iggy got angled". Well, this must be the only chick in the world that doesn't take 100000 different pictures and puts the best couple on myspace. She went from about an average girl on myspace to I'd say about a 7. I was quite happy, but was not ready for such. I went just to have fun and now I have to try to put in some work.

So we walk to the restaurant (just a 1/2 a block away) and end up waiting for a table. It's kind of awkard to try and talk in the position we are in but I try to get things going. She seems pretty shy early on and we get our table pretty quickly.

While we're seated looking at the menu, I try talking to her, but I'm getting pretty weak responses. Nothing I can really take and run with for a full blown conversation. So I keep firing away questions, hoping to finally get something started.

Eventually, she opened up and conversation started going. Near the end of dinner though, I had run out of ammo. There's only so many questions I can ask and wasted all the good ones early on her shyness. I asked where her friend was and she told me her friend didn't want to 3rd wheel it. I like her friend [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Overall conversation wasn't bad but it had its dull moments.

Dinner is pretty much over and she then made a comment about being kind of tired. She had worked that morning when she wasn't supposed to and had to work the following morning. While I don't think she was trying to lead anything on, I saw the door open and ran for it to cut this date down. I told her I was pretty tired too from work kicking my ass (which was true) and we didn't have to do the movie. She agreed and I figured things were over, but then she suggested we go for dessert.

So we start walking. I had no clue where she was leading me. I wish she would have told me because I could have just driven us, considering it was at least 1/2 a mile. Definitely the best conversation went on during this walk though, although the bombs were now dropped on me.

I find out she has a kid, a young one. Her myspace said proud parent but it never hit me. Dating a young mother with a young kid has to be one of the hardest things to do. All of their time is taken up by the kid. She also drops on me that she's hung up on her ex. She didn't come out and say it, but you could tell. Most of her stories involved her ex and I picked up it wasn't too long ago that he dumped her.

We walked to this ice cream place, get ice cream and then I walk her to her friends house. We part there, which could have been awkard but I kept my distance and got away quickly to make sure there wasn't an awkard moment as I hate them.

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Overall she was a pretty cool girl but there wasn't anything there. I had a good time though and got to see a part of town I haven't seen in like 2 years so I was happy.

[El Diablo]

brian,

Some of Barron's posts drew me into this thread and I just want to add another voice to those saying how awesome your posts are. It looks like you're rapidly climbing the ladder towards hot chicks and let me tell you one thing in common between all the guys I know who have banged the most hot chicks. They don't care about rejection, always keep trying, and just never slow down. They get rejected more than anyone, but they also bang more hot chicks than anyone (and bang more fat and ugly chicks than anyone too). If you keep up with your current attitude, that will be you.

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They don't care about rejection, always keep trying, and just never slow down. They get rejected more than anyone, but they also bang more hot chicks than anyone (and bang more fat and ugly chicks than anyone too).

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So true, all the major players I've known are like this, they just keep trying and bang anything that moves, and somewhere in there manage to bag lots of hotties.

I suspect most of them don't masturbate or suck at it.

[Hitchhiker]

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I want some updates - Vehn, IggyWH, fslexduck, Barron, OreoPimp, Hitchhiker, pls update.

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Ok, I admit, I vanished here, but I'm working on it. I also didn't want to post things that really are a waste of time here. (Lots of those that I may have f'ed up - hrmm, maybe I should post them for advice.)

First, a quick note on the non-myspace chick. I feel I might as well see if she has any personality (and if she's as bad as I remeber). So we're probably going out next week (we're both out of town till then). This is mostly so I don't feel like an [censored] rejecting her again, and I'll likely at least get laid.

Onto myspace:

#1 -still haven't met 26 year old chick. Convinced me she has other issues with dating besides age (bad breakup). Will meet next week.



#2:





Yeah, those pics look a little different...

Here we go:

Hey Andrew...sorry I'm just now getting back to you. Friday's are usually a good day for me because the week gets kinda hectic since my roommate and I take turns cooking dinner. Would Friday work for you. I don't have a particular place in mind but let me think about it. My number is xxx-xxxx.

xxx

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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 24, 2006 7:54 AM


Yeah I tend to ramble on about music too. I fully understand.

And yeah my window faces he fire station directly. The good thing is that there's no need for an alarm clock. You can always count on someone burning their eggs in the morning.

A happy hour sounds good - there are a whole lot I've been meaning to check out. Unfortunately, unless we do today (which I'd be fine with), I'm out of town until Monday, but Monday would work too. If you give me your phone number it would be easier to iron out the details live. And lemme know if you if you have a place in mind - I can think of a bunch, but Eddie V's always looks good, for example.

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 23, 2006 1:51 PM


Tool and A Perfect Circle definitely have a totally different feel to them. I see Tool as the more masculine in your face attitude. You know true metal. Whereas A Perfect Circle has a more feminine, romantic kind of appeal to it. Maynard uses his voice very differently in each band. And live...OMG! He has one of the most clear and precise vocals at least when it comes to men. He he...ok I guess I could talk about this kind of stuff forever. I just really dig music.

The sweet sounds of fire sirens? You must live very close to a station, am I right? I guess you would get used to that after a while but that could really suck if you're a light sleeper.

I would love to get together sometime. Perhaps we could do a happy hour. Apparently there are a lot of great places for a happy hour in this town.

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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 23, 2006 6:56 AM


Yeah, my friend mentioned something about the lead singer. Actually, I have to tell you, the vocals are what has attracted me to so many bands. For example, I didn't like Postal Service, but after learning to love Death Cab, I go back and can enjoy more of Postal Service's stuff. And I found I love Velvet Revolver and Audioslave because I already liked the singers. And my current favorite - Incubus. Brandon Boyd can sing. I feel like the one Tool album I just borrowed (Lateralus) sounds nothing like Mer De Noms, and I never would have guessed they had the same singer, tho. I do need to listen to it a little more, certainly. And hopefully I can get into them to so can catch them if they do come here.

Wow, already a great aunt? your brother/sister's line lapped you! I can only imagine trying to explain family relations to your kids when they're five.

Me... let's see, there's a lot. I go to sleep to the sweet sound of fire sirens, I almost always prefer salty food to dessert, and each time I even think of training for a half (or any other type) marathon, I wake up shortly after (much more of a sprinter-type myself).

There are many more little tidbits where those came from, too. What say we get together for drinks at some point soon and we can trade more fascinating facts?

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 22, 2006 9:50 AM


Oh man...yeah Tool and A Perfect Circle are two of my favorite bands. I highly reccommend getting one of their CD's. For Tool you may want to check out Undertow, Aenima or Lateralus. All are very good. They have a new CD out called 10,000 Days but I was not as impressed with that as some of their other stuff. For A Perfect Circle...Mer de Noms is a great album and their first. But I also highly recommend Thirteenth Step. Their second album and very good. Maynard is the lead singer of both Tool and A Perfect Circle. Did your friend tell you that? He has the most amazing voice for a male vocalist. Sorry...I'm a cheesy choir nerd and it's hard to find people who can really sing this day and age. Tool is out on tour right now and I'm hoping they'll be coming to Austin on a later leg of the tour. They are awesome live.

Let's see...something about me that's not on my page. Hmmm....well, I have been an Aunt since I was five years old. I'm already a Great Aunt. Crazy. :-)

What about you?



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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 20, 2006 10:14 PM

Well either it's changed a lot or I have to hope my friend will find stuff for us to do. I didn't actually realize it was that close to the border, so yeah, we may end up in Juarez... Strangely, tho, the desperate need to go across the border subsided shortly after my 21st birthday. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ok, so just the other day a friend of mine randomly asked me if I like Tool and A Perfect Circle. (I just reread your profile - and thought that was a strange coincidence). Anyway, he asked me in the context of his current obsession with Alkaline Trio. He said I absolutely had to leave work that moment and buy a CD of theirs. I didn't, but should I have? Do you like them too? I just borrowed my first Tool CD, and I love Mer De Noms, but don't know any other music by those bands really.

So tell me something about yourself that I can't get from your profile. I can keep asking questions, but I don't want to seem to interrogate... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 20, 2006 9:45 AM


Hi Andrew,

I loved NMSU. I know the town has grown quite a bit since I was there last (almost 7 years). They have some great mexican food there...if you like that. Best green chiles in the world are grown there. :-) The night scene was not always the most exciting. But they may have built some new places since I've been there. None of my friends still live in that area so I'm not totally sure what's there anymore. The best nightlife is actually in Juarez, Mexico. They've got great nightclubs...just travel in groups.



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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 17, 2006 8:13 PM

Yeah, I missed it last year, my first in Austin. I'm pretty excited to go this year (bought a 3-day pass), though I did prefer last year's lineup.

I see you went to NMSU. I have a friend going there for grad school this year. How'd you like it? And is there much to do around campus (in case I manage to visit him)?

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 17, 2006 9:32 PM

Oh I know...I may have to get a one day pass to see Tom Petty. I've always loved his music. I've never been to ACL fest though.

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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 17, 2006 5:43 PM


You looking forward to ACL this year? Between Petty and Van Morrison, it should be a great show.

Not sure when we'll meet, since Fri doesn't work, but we'll see where this goes...

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Had more pics, but her profile was just changed to friends only. I'm not adding her due to OOT.

i'm doing pretty well. off to chicago in a couple hours to visit a college friend i haven't seen in a while, so i'm excited about that.

so a firefighter and emt? or is being an emt part of the firefighting requirements? i really wish i could have had a job that helps people immediately. i tried to go work making more advanced pacemakers and such, but it didn't work out. it must be rewarding doing that.

so what are you in school for, if you know you're going back to the dept? learning to teach, so you can train more rooks?

oh, and i'm sorry my reply took so long...busy week. ttys.

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 22, 2006 12:32 AM


haha... awwwww you really started humming that song?? funny....
and i love being a firefighter. i was working full time for a fire department, however, i work full time for an ems service now so i can finish school. it was getting extremely hard to make it to class and try to take off shifts or trade shifts when i had rookies to train. i will definitely go back to a fire department when i graduate. the end is near!!!
and how are you?



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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 21, 2006 9:57 PM

Hey, it worked!

Luckily for your state of mind, I did not end up with a dart stuck anywhere in my body, but I did have to explain what the hell I was humming a few times. (And the humming was restrained - I really do sing out sometimes. You should see me at karaoke. Or maybe you shouldn't...)

So what's it like, being a woman in the fire department? I imagine it's kind of tough, like any male dominated field. Btw, out of curiosity, you don't happen to be stationed on 5th and Trinity, do you? Cuz there's a fire station right outside my window, and I would have a word or two to say to you.

--Andrew

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 21, 2006 9:30 PM


hahaha... that was cute...
and thank you very much for the compliment. i doubt that you are going to be singing at the top of your lungs, but it was cute anyhow....
ttyl
xxx



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From: Andrew
Date: Aug 21, 2006 5:20 PM

Ever hear of the song "Sparkle Girl" by Letters to Cleo? Strangely enough, it's the first thing that I thought of when I looked at your profile. So when I'm in a bar playing darts tonight and it's stuck in my head, causing me to sing it and then get lynched for being gay (It is TX after all) (and I'm really not, as this is an obvious attempt to get the attention of a cute girl on myspace), I have you to thank. I hope your conscience can take this.

Ok, so I've been experimenting a little with the random openings. I think I went too cute with this one. And the compliment was unnecessary/unwise, since she's a 7+.

Anyway, that's what I have for now, and a couple college student leads, both kinda cute, but in early stages.

[Hitchhiker]

Oh, and this chick that didn't respond to me, but added me as a friend (I haven't confirmed). What's up with that? (I asked her the very same question.)

[ScottyP431]

Brian,

You need to stop with your inquisitions. Questions like that put you in the stranger mode, when you hang with buddies you have known for a long time you don't ask them what they do, where they live etc. Use the pattern of familliar talk to your advantage and talk to the girl you just met like you have known her forever.

How do people who know each other speak? Less questions, more statements. You should be the protagonist of all your statements. Want to find out what kind of food she likes?

Wrong: What kind of food do you like?

Better but still wrong: Do you like mexican food? I know a great place where they serve the queso in an alligator.

Correct

Brian: I really like Mexican food, even though it's all pretty much the same thing, why do they always have such big confusing menus? I think it's to embarass the white people.

Her: Oh my god I know! I never know what to order at a chinese place either.

You: Yea, chinese people are so snobby, always bragging about their walls and reproductive prowess.

Her: But I love cream cheese wantons, so they can't be all bad.

you: Nice, not only are you sexy, but you're a positive thinking master of race relations, you're a real double threat.

Keep the talk light, fun, and keep away from questions.

Second, talk about yourself. Not in terms of you're job, how much money you have in the bank, your [censored] khakis, but talk about how you feel and think about things she mentions, i.e. relate to them. Thats how girls talk (think empathy)

her: God, I'm so pissed off, I normally get free golf balls but tonight they stiffed me!

You: why do you normally get free golf balls?

WRONG

Don't draw attention to the fact that you don't know her, don't know anything about her etc. What would you say to a guy friend who just uttered the same complaint

You: They are probably mad you never give them anything free in return. They probably just want you to like, you know.... wash their car or something

Her: That doesn't make any sense

Ignore her attempt to brush of your witty remark and kill the conversation, move on with NO TRANSITION, or a small one if you must

You: I bet ball collectors are way worse when they go crazy than mailmen.

Whatever it is, just say it and have it not be a question.