banging chicks from myspace.com

[ScottyP431]

HHiker,

The correct move is push for threesome, not anal. Shes more likely to say no, and if she says yes... its like discovering plutonium on accident

[deucegame]

Just now going through this thread (drunk)...friend requests from Ronnie are me

[deucegame]

if i missed you, www.space.com/deucegame

[oreopimp]

Dude all the bitches on your page are in relationships and so are all the bitches they know. sad.

[deucegame]

my bitch isn't on myspace

[ScottyP431]

Ok, couldnt figure out this picture posting thing, hopefully this convo is enough to tide you over

lol.... ha ha ha ur funny.... i like u already.... nope... i don't sleep with anyone... period.... abstinance is the only way to avoid those things that cry and poop.... i have one of those things already and its b/c i didn't practice abstinance lol...... neways.... 2 things about me not on my myspace page.... hard to say b/c i think everything about me is on there lol.... ok
1. my mother used to be a crack whore
2. my father is a homeless drug addict.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rob
Date: Aug 25, 2006 10:09 AM


Wait, you dont sleep with everyone who's your myspace friend? I guess I have been doing this thing wrong...

Other than bad music taste, what are 2 things about you that aren't on your profile?

Mine are I like the color orange and I'm the worlds worst dancer.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i know the ballinest playa in da traila !!!! lol
Date: Aug 25, 2006 10:04 AM


that is tila tequila lol.... i liked it.... b/c it is refering to all these females that think that i want to sleep all these guys on my page, which just so happen to be their boyfriends.... lol... neways... its just a great way to convey to them.... oh well bitch if u dont like it, but im dont wanna [censored] ur man.... i like it so i think it will stay... besides... just put it on today... gotta let everyone hear it first lol.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rob
Date: Aug 25, 2006 9:59 AM


The song on your page is like the holocaust turned to music.

You are probably way to cool for it. Get a better one like, Barbie Girl by Aqua or something

[Vehn]

uh scotty suggest you may want to bail on this one!

[nyc999]

Sounds like a keeper

[WayAbvPar]

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. neways

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Wow. She is concise. Way to save that extra keystroke and obfuscate your meaning, all in one easy step.

What a [censored] dunce. RUN.

[buriedbeds]

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uh scotty suggest you may want to bail on this one!

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I totally disagree. Either:

1. She's lying. Well, more like joking in that way that women often joke (i.e. poorly, unsuccesfully, etc.), and has an edgy sense of humor, which is a very, very, very good thing for a lot of reasons, including that she's likely good in bed.
2. She's telling the truth. Therefore she is insane, and will absolutely be incredible in bed. And if she's as insane as she's made herself out to be, she'll be TOTALLY incredible. If she's telling the truth, she's not telling the truth about sleeping with guys...that obstacle will clearly be easily overstepped. I can't tell you how many formerly-loose girls have told me that they had stopped acting like the sloots they'd been in the past. At first I used to think to myself, "just my luck! The loosest girl in the world and now that *I* get to her, she's not sleeping with people!" Experience has told me that it takes 1 more date than usual and then the girl goes ape[censored] crazy for the wang. Sex is like any vice - it's damned near impossible to just drop it.

Either way, winner. Particularly if you know, understand and appreciate the wonderfulness of the insane woman, and if you know how to deal with them. If you don't, then you should go ahead anyway because it's time to learn.

Plus, think of the trip reports Vehn...think of the trip reports. OOT first.

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] crazy chicks.

-bb.