SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION

[cbloom]

Oh, also if any of you foreigners could transfer Party $$ for Full Tilt $$ that would be awesome. I'm having trouble getting my roll transferred quickly.

[tubasteve]

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Congrats bro!

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i dont get it

[goofyballer]

First one should be pretty obvious!

[cbloom]

My last five sessions at 200NL :

+$1000
-$1500
-$600
+$1500
+$800

LOL VARIANCE!!

(And when I say "lol" I mean ZOMG IT SUCKS SO BAD when you have the -$1500 day you want to quit poker and think life sucks and get so mad at all the damn fishes and TAGs who play so bad but always have the perfect hand to [censored] you up and god damn people like yves who say poker is so easy no it isnt its just variance.)

[Van Strummer]

That was a brilliant post cbloom. ty!

[carnivalhobo]

stupid money wont be in neteller till thursday i should be making so much money, but instead im reading the micro nl forum and playing hu sngs and stud with the few hundred i have in tilt now.

[Fly]

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My last five sessions at 200NL :

+$1000
-$1500
-$600
+$1500
+$800

LOL VARIANCE!!

(And when I say "lol" I mean ZOMG IT SUCKS SO BAD when you have the -$1500 day you want to quit poker and think life sucks and get so mad at all the damn fishes and TAGs who play so bad but always have the perfect hand to [censored] you up and god damn people like yves who say poker is so easy no it isnt its just variance.)

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last 5 sessions (I play short sessions)

+406
+705
+387
+820
+425

Poker is soooooooooo [censored] ezz

[Van Strummer]

Villain is Stars 1/2 regular. If you read this please PM me where to buy that pattern mapper. Thanks!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($164.30)
CO ($170.95)
Button ($512.05)
SB ($208.65)
Hero ($208.15)
UTG ($268.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $8</font>, MP calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $32</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $268.25</font>, MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls $176.15 (All-In).

Flop: ($493.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($493.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($493.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $493.40

Hero has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and sixes).
UTG has 9h 6h (full house, sixes full of nines).
Outcome: UTG wins $493.40. </font>

[tufat23]

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My last five sessions at 200NL :

+$1000
-$1500
-$600
+$1500
+$800

LOL VARIANCE!!

(And when I say "lol" I mean ZOMG IT SUCKS SO BAD when you have the -$1500 day you want to quit poker and think life sucks and get so mad at all the damn fishes and TAGs who play so bad but always have the perfect hand to [censored] you up and god damn people like yves who say poker is so easy no it isnt its just variance.)

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last 5 sessions (I play short sessions)

+406
+705
+387
+820
+425

Poker is soooooooooo [censored] ezz

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upto my last losing session...

+280
+215
+462
+902
+342
+507
+50
+480
+670
+164
+159
+127
+217
+153
+66
+125
-116


... preparing for that doomswitch

[orange]

it has begun...