An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

[Milo]

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This thread put a smile on my face. I'm 18 and getting pissed off that I havn't gotten laid in 2 months, this makes me feel better though.

Hilarious. Good luck with the sex, but getting her on teh pill is way better than getting condoms, also you will suck at sex the first few times.

[/ QUOTE ]if I get her on the pill won't it take a few months before working anyways? I'm horny now.

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Oops, I assumed you were not a [censored]. Never mind.

[diebitter]

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Oops, I assumed you were not a [censored]. Never mind.

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Ay, this is OOT! NEVER make that assumption again.

[bisonbison]

Does your medieval village stock condoms?

[gorie]

get her excited first.

use lots of lube (it will help a lot for the first time and make it easier for her to accept your weiner).

wear a condom.

thrust.

the end.

[Hopey]

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zeebo,

how old are you? just curious.

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He said he his 22 in the OP. I think it's amazing that he knows so little about sex at his age.

[captZEEbo]

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zeebo,

how old are you? just curious.

[/ QUOTE ]22.

Part of the reason I never had sex before was because my religion kinda frowns on sex b/f marriage (as did I), but ever since I started gambling my morals have gone to shambles bwahahhaha. The other part of the reason I'm a virgin is probably b/c I'm a pathetic loser !=0

[Doc7]

I feel bad laughing as loud as I did at the first post in this thread considering I am in a much worse boat than you are. But oh man my sides hurt.

[diebitter]

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get her excited first.

use lots of lube (it will help a lot for the first time and make it easier for her to accept your weiner).

wear a condom.

thrust.

the end.

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Oooh, that's hot.

[Hopey]

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zeebo,

how old are you? just curious.

[/ QUOTE ]22.

Part of the reason I never had sex before was because my religion kinda frowns on sex b/f marriage (as did I), but ever since I started gambling my morals have gone to shambles bwahahhaha. The other part of the reason I'm a virgin is probably b/c I'm a pathetic loser !=0

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I suspected that it was a religious thing. Almost every time an older than usual virgin posts a sex question on here, it's usually because he grew up in an extremely religious family. It's sad -- it's one thing to try to instill moral/religious values in a child, it's another thing entirely to keep their child ignorant of basic information about sex.

Anyway, good luck and god speed. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[tdarko]

zeebo had problems
months later he has a kid
his bankroll suffered