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03-07-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
dear bison,
how hard is it to start over in life, assuming you failed out of college 3 times, 0 friends as you have [censored] them all over at one point in time, have literally no money, and failed at your attempt to play poker for a living? 
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#32
03-07-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
Can you do this?
Dear Pat, Nope. I was always more of a Ken guy myself.
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03-07-2006, 05:49 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
Bison,
Long time listener, first time caller. Been with the gf for a year and a half, things going great etc etc. I am wondering if in your "professional" opinion if moving in together in a new city would be detriment to the relationship? Her graduate school and my job are in the same city. We currently see each other daily and usually are at one person's apt or the others at all time when together. Good plan or no? Russ
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#35
03-07-2006, 05:50 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
Can I do it?
Dear Gamble, Yes. Long answer: You're carrying the equivalent of a full grown man in extra weight. It's both sad and very unhealthy. You can be happy eating less, drinking less and being less determined to die in a blaze of Belushi-Farleyesque glory. You don't have to pity yourself or feel you're pathetic, but you should realize that a thinner, healthier you will feel, for a dozen different reasons, more hopeful, energetic and at peace.
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#36
03-07-2006, 05:52 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
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Bison, I'm having difficulty impregnating the wife (not due to lack of effort). Approaching the 3rd year of trying. Aside from outsourcing, any suggestions? [/ QUOTE ] Step #1 will be to get your boys tested. You might as well go ahead and do that now. Simple process, I need not elaborate.
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#37
03-07-2006, 05:53 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
What is a cool exotic dish to cook for a girL? we will go get the ingredients together/cook together but I will be the cook. No seafood, we both like meat, spicy is fine, and I want to be able to buy all this stuff at albertsons or Lunardis.
if you can include a recipe/instructions or refer one, bonus points - otherwise i'll just look one up on epicurious
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#38
03-07-2006, 05:54 PM
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Re: Dear Bison: March 2006
Step #1 will be to get your boys tested. You might as well go ahead and do that now. Simple process, I need not elaborate.
From what I understand, they like to have the sample on the first exam, so before you do anything, masturbate into a paper bag.
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