Douchiest single piece of clothing

[thatpfunk]

"(example: www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com)"

wow. every picture looks like it was taken on a saturday night in pacific beach. i guess the d-bag % is very high in san diego bars.

[samsonite2100]

Oh, and for the ladies--Uggs or Mukluks.

Also, crocs aren't douchey, just fugly.

[IggyWH]

Any kind of tight shirt I see a dude wearing, I pretty much just write them off at that point. I don't care how big your guns are, you still look like you raided your little brothers closet.

[Constable]

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People who say "Abercrombie/Hollister/American Eagle shirt" in these threads are bigger douches and/or no coochie getting hermits.

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hahaha, you wear abercrombie/hollister/american eagle.

[mbillie1]

siccjay's cool, so blow a goat

[En Passant]

There is some giant loudmouth douche on my train every morning who wears this hat with a suit? I have dreams of going up to him and letting him know how douchey he looks.

[neuroman]

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"bluetooth headset".

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Doesn't count, not clothing.

If we expand category to "things people wear," however, bluetooth headset is #1, followed by fannypack.

[Klompy]

If we opened it up then we might as well just reopen "the mark of the douche" thread, because this one likely won't turn out much different.

[iambusto]

how can hoodie be topped ?? Thats the ultimate in doucebagginess and its not even close

[IggyWH]

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There is some giant loudmouth douche on my train every morning who wears this hat with a suit? I have dreams of going up to him and letting him know how douchey he looks.



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These work REALLY well with a very small group of people. If you're not in that elite group, you look like an utter tool wearing one.