Before I quit let me teach you how poker works - Page 4

twotimesopt · #1 10-10-2007, 06:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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See once you get to a certain point you have to "run good" or there is no chance you win at poker because of the fish.

I haven't been able to win because I play with a ton of fish and I cannot make the best hand over a fish.

See, because as this lecture states and is the main point of poker

and I'll put it in bold

The fish will never fold the best hand

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rothko · #2 10-10-2007, 07:15 PM

jesus christ, i'm so sick of this spiel. just [censored] quit already and stfu.

excession · #3 10-10-2007, 07:17 PM

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT POKEREV GRAPHS

rakemeplz · #4 10-10-2007, 07:21 PM

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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT FGATORS LIVER IN MY OMELETTE

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DopamineRelease · #5 10-10-2007, 07:31 PM

The obv solution is to just sue stars and take all their monies bcus it is obvv rigged

donkeykong2 · #6 10-10-2007, 07:44 PM

my coaching offer still stands, fgators.

donkeykong2 · #7 10-10-2007, 07:28 PM

omg fgators... i feel like a drunken monkey right now but i m really glad i m not expressing really low content like you do. i really think you could be successful, you could either move down 1 or 2 limits or take coaching and play a little less tables. it is never going to be super easy to make tons of money anywhere, dont just sit there and play a standard game and expect to make 200 dollars an hour.
you know why that wont work? it is just too easy, it will attract other people capable of doing that that will lower the winrate playing that style. poker works like the economy, people with rare abilities might make a ton of money, people just doing standard stuff will get the standard wage if they werent lucky to be at the right place at the right time. hope it was understandable for 3 promille.

Piece of Cake · #8 10-11-2007, 12:08 AM

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The fish will never fold the best hand

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LOL. <3.

mce86 · #9 10-11-2007, 12:29 AM

I would love to play with fish...betcha I WIN....LOL

cameronbarry · #10 10-11-2007, 01:22 AM

i don't mind being the last one to say this but.. maybe one of the stupidest posts i've ever read.

i recall playing you from time to time in tourney's but have no real experience with you, but pretty much everything said in this post is horrendously dumb, and whiny.

if what everyone is saying is true about your game, quitting in three weeks is about 21 days too late.