Telltale signs a girl is good in bed

[Klompy]

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short girls are freaks

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I find this to be very true.

I would also like to add that I was told I'd be banned from a different sub forum here when I had that avatar. Be careful.

[Mike Gallo]

Simple answer really.
When you go to pick up your date in your car, open her door and help her in. Close her door and walk around to your side slowly. If she unlocks your door, you will have good sexy time.

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[behemoth]

Hippy chicks.

Chicks who love chicks, but somehow have managed to convince you that they love you more.

Let me repeat, hippy chicks.

[Mike Gallo]

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Sad to admit, however I kind of look like Sonny except I shave my head and I wear glasses. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[VespaRally]

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Smoker, Tramp Stamp, Nurse, in the 95-110 lb range

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I had a chance to bang one of these a couple semesters back (nurse in the 95-110lb range). Blond/brownish hair, pretty blue eyes, sweet body – stoner chick. However, I [censored] that up b/c I’m a puss.

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You can tell by looking at their eyes, if you bother.

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Lame.

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She has a tongue stud.

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Played, but sure sign of kinkiness obv.

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short girls are freaks

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I’ve heard this a lot too and can attest myself to its truth, but I think everyone just assumes they will be freaks and so its sort of a “theory determines reality” kind of set-up.

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she lets me ejaculate on well anyting really

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awesome.

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Hippy chicks.

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I would love to have banged a hippie chick at one point. The sweet righteous love we would make would be heavy.

[WhoIam]

She is over 30 and you are under 30.

[AquaSwing]

Don't need the abused ones, just find one with a true alcoholic daddy. No functioning alcoholic [censored], the true, scare the kids and DUI jailbird type. They are gooooood.

[RickAstleyFan]

If you met her at an A.A. meeting.

[NajdorfDefense]

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She will bring a lady friend.
She can tie a cherry stem with her tongue.

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