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Old 02-27-2006, 11:53 AM
kewl_cph kewl_cph is offline
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Default Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do

Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double.

Her: So what do you do?
You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double.
Her: Oh, really?
You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else.

From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced.
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:58 PM
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If you're in school, why would you say anything other than "I'm a student"?
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:04 PM
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If you're in school, why would you say anything other than "I'm a student"?

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Old 02-27-2006, 01:19 PM
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Default Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do

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Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double.

Her: So what do you do?
You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double.
Her: Oh, really?
You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else.

From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced.

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brilliant
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:24 PM
mistermuni mistermuni is offline
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Default Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do

tell her your ptbb/100. after her blank stare, tell her you were just kidding, you're actually an underwear model for calvin klein.

OR, tell her you work with money management and risk assessment.

-grant
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:35 PM
lilsewon lilsewon is offline
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Default Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do

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Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double.

Her: So what do you do?
You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double.
Her: Oh, really?
You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else.

From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced.

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha, one of the few posts that I've had a chuckle with. Most humor doesn't humor me.

On a serious note, I think the "professional" line helps, makes it sound more prestigious. Professional doesn't mean you have to be a master, i mean there are many "professions" out there that people in the field really have no idea what they're doing.

And why not mention how much you make, it's probably like $50-$100/hr or so no? That's nothing to look down upon.

Including the fact that ur a student may help to dilute the poker profession, too.
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:39 PM
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FWIW I can't remember the last time I had a negative reaction from anyone when I told them I played poker for a living. This includes a real estate agent and my current landlord. Most people's reaction is "wow, are you serious? I didn't think that was possible!" then it's "thats really cool, do you make much money?", then they find out I'm doing ok for a 20 year old backpacker. Commence normal conversation.

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Old 02-27-2006, 01:51 PM
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Try myspace.com girls? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:39 PM
RED_RAIN RED_RAIN is offline
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Default Re: very frustrated with telling people what I do

Without reading other responses, it seems you sorta have a big head about this poker thing. Then you add to this by saying you want to get a nice car to combat these negative feelings about poker. I doubt it would.

I also find it weird that it seems your family isn't in tune with what you are doing. Why not tell them?

And on a final note, I doubt many if any long term pros have not had a losing month.

GL and stay in school.
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:44 PM
DonSwanLeon DonSwanLeon is offline
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"In the game of life, women are the rake."

-Movie Quote from some movie, don't remember title.
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