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Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double.
Her: So what do you do? You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double. Her: Oh, really? You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else. From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced. |
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#32
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If you're in school, why would you say anything other than "I'm a student"?
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#33
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If you're in school, why would you say anything other than "I'm a student"? [/ QUOTE ] |
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#34
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[ QUOTE ]
Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double. Her: So what do you do? You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double. Her: Oh, really? You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else. From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced. [/ QUOTE ] brilliant |
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tell her your ptbb/100. after her blank stare, tell her you were just kidding, you're actually an underwear model for calvin klein.
OR, tell her you work with money management and risk assessment. -grant |
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[ QUOTE ]
Dude, the universal reply to girls asking you what you do is telling them that you're Brad Pitt's ass double. Her: So what do you do? You: I'm Brad Pitt's ass double. Her: Oh, really? You: Yeah, it's boring job, but he won't use anybody else. From there you just run with it. Make her feel your bum if she's not convinced. [/ QUOTE ] Haha, one of the few posts that I've had a chuckle with. Most humor doesn't humor me. On a serious note, I think the "professional" line helps, makes it sound more prestigious. Professional doesn't mean you have to be a master, i mean there are many "professions" out there that people in the field really have no idea what they're doing. And why not mention how much you make, it's probably like $50-$100/hr or so no? That's nothing to look down upon. Including the fact that ur a student may help to dilute the poker profession, too. |
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FWIW I can't remember the last time I had a negative reaction from anyone when I told them I played poker for a living. This includes a real estate agent and my current landlord. Most people's reaction is "wow, are you serious? I didn't think that was possible!" then it's "thats really cool, do you make much money?", then they find out I'm doing ok for a 20 year old backpacker. Commence normal conversation.
-SmileyEH |
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#38
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Try myspace.com girls? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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#39
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Without reading other responses, it seems you sorta have a big head about this poker thing. Then you add to this by saying you want to get a nice car to combat these negative feelings about poker. I doubt it would.
I also find it weird that it seems your family isn't in tune with what you are doing. Why not tell them? And on a final note, I doubt many if any long term pros have not had a losing month. GL and stay in school. |
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#40
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"In the game of life, women are the rake."
-Movie Quote from some movie, don't remember title. |
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