What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand? - Page 4

74o_Clownsuit · #31 07-07-2007, 03:36 PM

I remember after one big pot the losing player starting swearing in the chat box and some random guy replied with: "see, if I was on 'kill a ni99a tilt' I would have just folded."

gameoverjc · #32 07-07-2007, 05:45 PM

guy after losing qq all in 3bet to 66.

"this site hates me"

makes me giggle every time. then i cry. its a mixed emotional war.

The Icon · #33 07-07-2007, 05:55 PM

"game over, please insert more coins to continue"

Passaman · #34 07-07-2007, 05:59 PM

We had this dude at our table that kept calling out all the odds and percentages: "No way you lost that! You were 67% to win on the flop!" "You had to call there, you were getting 3.5-1 odds." "Runner-runner flush cards? That's only 4% chance! Odds only 4 out of 100 that that would happen!" On and on, whether in the hand or not. Finally some lady says, "What are the odds you'll shut up?"

Diamond Lie · #35 07-07-2007, 06:04 PM

After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river.

"I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged"

Unknown Soldier · #36 07-07-2007, 06:06 PM

best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

MaxRaises · #37 07-07-2007, 06:06 PM

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After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river.

"I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged"

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Ahahahahaha!

TheRenaissance · #38 07-07-2007, 06:19 PM

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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

TheRenaissance · #39 07-07-2007, 06:20 PM

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"game over, please insert more coins to continue"

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i'll steal this if you dont mind

MaxRaises · #40 07-07-2007, 06:22 PM

"You just gotta believe it's coming"

- Guy after hitting a gutshot on the river in a big pot against me