Things your close ones has said that surprised/shocked you.

[MegaloMialo]

A lot of good stuff so far. Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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From one brother: I'm sorry about all that stuff when we were kids.

From my dad, talking with him about the difference in age between him and my mom: I wouldn't do it again.

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Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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Oh, we did. Her position hasn't changed.

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Me: what time is it?

Dad: you're adopted.


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lolpwnt

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Hilarious dad. I think there's probably a line forming up to be adopted by him.

[Klompy]

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Icepick you should have a chat with your mom.

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Oh, we did. Her position hasn't changed.

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There should be ways to take people like your mom off of the jury duty list.

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Dad: Next time you visit your doctor get a sample of Viagra
Me: Why?
Dad: It really does last for hours. Your mother.....
Me [hands over ears]: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa.............

[dcasper70]

Have posted this before, but still a winner....

Walking down the beach in Aruba, day 1 of honeymoon, I see a topless sunbather 20 yards ahead.

Me: Honey, that woman doesn't have her top on?!?
Her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

[adsman]

My dads best friend talking to me when I was about 20 and really pissed at my dad.

Him: You remember when you were younger, about ten, and your dads friend came over to visit and stay with your family for a few weeks from Sydney?

Me: Yeah, so what?

Him: Well, your dad caught him screwing your mum on the kitchen table. Just thought you should know that.

Me: [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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My Mom: "I thought California was more than 50% gay"

And her with respect to the civil rights movement: "I really never knew that happened when I was younger"

My Sister: "Of course cavemen are still around" (she was 18 at the time)

My Dad in response to my serious question as to why he married my Mom: "I dont know.... pass"... I respect my Dad

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My Sister: "Of course cavemen are still around" (she was 18 at the time)

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