Cheese Thread April 2007: A transition

[holyfield5]

ughhh we have to deal with this all day now dont we

[Panthro]

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first in with april fool?

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Barrin6]

so today i baked some brownies.

[tufat23]

well i'll kick this off since i'm awake at 5am.

I've been reading the BBV confessions thread and have one that I can share.
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When I was 15, I went to my best friends bithday party. The parents of another close friend of mine were away for the bank holiday weekend, so obv we held it there. I was extrememly excited, since he went to a different school to me, so I'd not actually met many of the girls from his school.

The party was really really awesome. A lot of my friends were there, as well as many many hot girls. Since I was 15, I really didn't have much experience with alcohol, and was wasted instantly. This was the first time I'd encountered MR. Jack Daniels, and man it was good. I'm not sure exactly what happened in between, but i do remember my best friend introducing me to a girl he was trying to bone, and her friend. One thing leads to another, and he starts making out with the girl he liked. As drunk as I was, I still understood my role, take care of the friend. She wasn't ugly, but she was certainly not a 'looker' especially since she was a little 'chubby'. I used to be really skinny then, and she was probably 1.5 times my weight.

Anyway I realise that I have a job to do, and in my drunken state, I decide that a good idea would be to hook up with the chubby girl. I think we'd been making out for 10mins, when i realise my buddy had disappeared, i assume off to a bedroom. Now, the girl i'd been making out with must have aasumed the same thing, and assumed that I would be taking her to a bedroom too.

With the chance to bring my total tally up to 2, I was decided that it would be a good idea. We found the guestroom unoccupied and started making out on the bed. Some extremely heavy petting ensued, but I was having a problem, I was only getting semi-hard and was getting anxious. How the hell does this happen to a horny as [censored] 15 yr old?

We're still making out, since I'm not totally sure what to do. She takes her top off and i do the same. Still in trouble. We fully undress, which doesnt help. The babyfat was a little more than i was expecting, and visions of jabba the hut in in star wars was not helping. She pull my pants down, and hesitantly tries to go down on me. This was my first BJ ever, and was instantly got me hard. It was totally awesome and I was ready for the main event. We take our clothes off then i remember that she could be aids infested and look for my wallet. I leaned over from bed and reach for a condom in my wallet. She grabs my junk, then suddenly out of nowhere she starts kissing my arse. I'm not really sure where this is going so freeze. Well, it goes where u think it goes. I was totally freaked out, but still didn't know what to do. I froze, and did nothing. I've never admitted it to anyone before, but I had a 'road trip' moment. I went to the bathroom straight after, not knowing what to do. I ended up not having sex with the girl and left the party very swiftly. To this day i have mixed feelings about it. </font> <font color="red"> </font>

[trixter23]

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well i'll kick this off since i'm awake at 5am.

I've been reading the BBV confessions thread and have one that I can share.
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When I was 15, I went to my best friends bithday party. The parents of another close friend of mine were away for the bank holiday weekend, so obv we held it there. I was extrememly excited, since he went to a different school to me, so I'd not actually met many of the girls from his school.

The party was really really awesome. A lot of my friends were there, as well as many many hot girls. Since I was 15, I really didn't have much experience with alcohol, and was wasted instantly. This was the first time I'd encountered MR. Jack Daniels, and man it was good. I'm not sure exactly what happened in between, but i do remember my best friend introducing me to a girl he was trying to bone, and her friend. One thing leads to another, and he starts making out with the girl he liked. As drunk as I was, I still understood my role, take care of the friend. She wasn't ugly, but she was certainly not a 'looker' especially since she was a little 'chubby'. I used to be really skinny then, and she was probably 1.5 times my weight.

Anyway I realise that I have a job to do, and in my drunken state, I decide that a good idea would be to hook up with the chubby girl. I think we'd been making out for 10mins, when i realise my buddy had disappeared, i assume off to a bedroom. Now, the girl i'd been making out with must have aasumed the same thing, and assumed that I would be taking her to a bedroom too.

With the chance to bring my total tally up to 2, I was decided that it would be a good idea. We found the guestroom unoccupied and started making out on the bed. Some extremely heavy petting ensued, but I was having a problem, I was only getting semi-hard and was getting anxious. How the hell does this happen to a horny as [censored] 15 yr old?

We're still making out, since I'm not totally sure what to do. She takes her top off and i do the same. Still in trouble. We fully undress, which doesnt help. The babyfat was a little more than i was expecting, and visions of jabba the hut in in star wars was not helping. She pull my pants down, and hesitantly tries to go down on me. This was my first BJ ever, and was instantly got me hard. It was totally awesome and I was ready for the main event. We take our clothes off then i remember that she could be aids infested and look for my wallet. I leaned over from bed and reach for a condom in my wallet. She grabs my junk, then suddenly out of nowhere she starts kissing my arse. I'm not really sure where this is going so freeze. Well, it goes where u think it goes. I was totally freaked out, but still didn't know what to do. I froze, and did nothing. I've never admitted it to anyone before, but I had a 'road trip' moment. I went to the bathroom straight after, not knowing what to do. I ended up not having sex with the girl and left the party very swiftly. To this day i have mixed feelings about it. </font> <font color="red"> </font>

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lol.

[Barrin6]

omg tl;dr

let me write something

[ajmargarine]

Almost lasted an hour.

L
O
L

[DirteAA]

that just isn't right

[EMc]

Interesting idea. I like more a SSNLc idea.

[kolotoure]

So why wasn't I one of the chosen ones?