most annoying poker phrase EVER - Page 4

ofdabeat · #31 03-30-2007, 06:11 AM

"But i had a lot of outs"

AlfilRey · #32 03-30-2007, 06:23 AM

the classic "i only play suited bullets lad" line. its so witty, its just so damn witty...particularly when told by a 42-year old unemployed gambling degenerate with a drug problem in a casino at 4 in the morning,

sweetjazz · #33 03-30-2007, 06:26 AM

kid poker

Flintoff · #34 03-30-2007, 06:33 AM

ty

LrdNikon · #35 03-30-2007, 06:36 AM

Can't win if you don't play.

or

Gotta give action to get action.

Chump Change · #36 03-30-2007, 06:39 AM

I really can't stand 'raise' or 'call'. Well, sometimes 'call' when I have the joint but anything other than 'fold' usually pisses me off.

[Phill] · #37 03-30-2007, 07:04 AM

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when someone chases and hits some bs hand with hardly any outs for a buyin and then someone else at the table says "nh"

this just eats at my insides and makes me wish i could break someone errr...something

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OH [censored] YEAH.

Any fish can say whatever to me, im too busy getting over it to care, its when someone else compliments his obviously retarded play that i get worked up.

tcleberg · #38 03-30-2007, 07:13 AM

Player 1: (In the tank) I'll...
Player 2: Call
Player 1: ... fold

BradleyT · #39 03-30-2007, 07:16 AM

Yeah like AA vs. JJ AIPF and JJ hits 2 flush cards on the flop and gets it on the river and everyone says "nh".

lyncks2002 · #40 03-30-2007, 07:34 AM

how about aa vs jj aipf and flop comes 789 and everyone at the table "nhnh" "vnh", and then the T hits...
i was so damn angry
and another one got called aipf for 100bb (just sat in) with 8s against my aces and he caught a set and said:
"i was up over 1 buyin today so i could afford this"
JESUS