Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

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are the girls always asian? What country and they usually from?

What % of the time are the girls Ugly? What % are they mediocre, what % are they hot, how often do you ever get a girl that is drop dead beautiful?

[Howard Beale]

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are the girls always asian? What country and they usually from?

What % of the time are the girls Ugly? What % are they mediocre, what % are they hot, how often do you ever get a girl that is drop dead beautiful?

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Welllllll, they call themselves 'Asian Massage Parlors' for a reason, you know. White Boy isn't sure what country they're from but he's guessing Korea and Vietnam for the most part. I suppose the odd Thai, Chinese or Japaneses might be there sometimes.

The girls are usually in the acceptable category. Back in my NYC days (I sure do hope it's the same now because I'm going to be visiting sooner or later) there'd be 5-10 girls to pick from and there was always one that I'd find attractive. As I said above I got one once that was so stunning it was unbelievable but I've also had some real pretty ones too. The girl that I refered to as 'hot' in my linked story above was ~19-21 years old, just the right size in all the right places, very pretty but she laid there like a cold fish. I'd have been better off with the older one.

All: 2:45am here. Time for sleep. I'll check when I get up to see if this thing's still going.

GN

[edfurlong]

You are awesome. Thanks for not including your mom in this post, it made me feel much less guilty about my erection.

[crazy canuck]

How clean are these places? Do they go to great length to keep it clean or are they pretty sloppy...like the dildo from the other story.

[NNNNOOOOONAN]

do they swallow/

[Brocktoon]

So the odds of walking into a random place that says "Asian" and "massage" anywhere on the sign in NYC and it NOT being a brothel are <1%?

I can only imagine the embarassment if you went into one of these places, it turned out to be 100% on the level, and once you got into the room you and girl weren't on the same page. I couldn't bear it.

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How much money have you spent at massage parlors, estimate if you have to.

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It's way up there, I couldn't even guess. It might be an Aston Martins' worth.

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Would you say you have a problem?

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I'd say I have money.

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I wasn't going to read your trip report until I read this. clearly you are a man whos hooks I should read about.

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Howard,

Do you know where I can find one in Nashville?

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