Beat: Parents found coke in my room

[Genz]

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I was away for the weekend, and my mom decided to clean/reorganize my room. She proceeded fo find a mirror with powder on it and a card for cutting it up under my bed. hen she searched the rest of my room and found my bowl, some weed, and about a dozen fifths ranging from empty to full.


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Either your mom has an epic drug history herself or your story doesn't add up at all. And she certainly doesn't believe you that it's some medicine. You say she regularly cleans your room? Then wtf are you doing storing your drugs there? And wtf about the amount? You still got enough left to od twice? And no lock on your door? Dude, somebody with a more conservative view on drugs probably would have called the cops on you for selling this crap from your house. And now you tell your mom not to enter your room anymore but in another post you say "better her than me"? This makes no sense, man.
So what's your next move? This is either fake or you are retarded enough that you should store all your stuff in your brain asap. It doesn't seem to matter really much...

[Acein8ter]

You must make some pretty goot $$$ from poker to be sniff'in that stuff...

[Kilillan]

how the [censored] old are you?


If you're still living with your parents and doing blow then something's not right.

And take it from me, drugs are fun for a while. But it starts to [censored] with your life and personality
Stop that [censored] while you're still young

[Stinglikeabee]

My friend had his mom find some coke. Just say it's a teeth whitener.

[Arbitrage]

I used to do coke in college and looking back on it, I wish I had done a lot more of it. Man, that stuff is fun.

Also, do gummers so you don't leave any residue.

[kniper]

dude, if you are old enough to be doing coke, you should not be living with moms.

[themandude]

Used the neteller card to cut eh? It should have been the ACE OF SPADES.....

Gamboooolin with yer lifeeeeee.

[THEOSU]

OP,

I have coke in my garage. what's the bfd?

[Rootabager]

Wow! What a funny joke. I almost coughed up a lung.

[Mike_Hunt]

That's reason #254 why you shouldn't let Yvesaint chill at your house.