Greatest Scene of Machismo From A Movie-NSFW

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"We deal in lead, friend."

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In the original, Kyuzo, the master swordsman, chases a couple of bandits (armed with rifles) into the forest. Next scene, he comes out of the forest with the rifles, props them up against a wall, sits down, and goes to sleep. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Well he shoulda' armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

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I was thinking the same thing

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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

You pussies would pass out, fall down in a heap, and get analed by the commies.

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I'm assuming you've stitched your own wounds then? In a tree? With a shoelace?

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I would like to change my vote to anything this guy has done because he sweats machismo.



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Excellent call. His blonde buddy ranks pretty high on the list, too.

The final showdown in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is unbelievably macho. Every man knows he's looking at his own death only seconds away, and that it's not clear whether moving first will make it better or worse, or how to move if you do. Rock scissors paper factor is in there, even. Jeez, it's just too much.

Also, Dirty Harry's talking down the guy at the beginning of Dirty Harry is extremely macho not only because he's completely bluffing, but because he laughs at the end. Yes, macho sometimes has an element of cruelty.

I also submit Pewee Herman's Big Adventure in its entirety.

And Giuletta Masina's last glance into the camera at the end of Nights of Cabiria has more balls than any 1000 no holds barred fights.

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Outlaw Josey Wales

"you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

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awesome

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Better one ... "I want you to apologize to my ass."

Also, from True Romance, an absolutely brilliant bit of machismo that actually accomplished a desperately needed goal(of providing a quick painless death instead of endless torture and betrayal): the "wops came from n*'s" speech Dennis Hopper gives Chris Walken, startling him and making him laugh with disbelief even through potential hatred at him, but respect his incredible monster balls so much he can't help but honor him with a quick death.

Now THAT was some seriously crazy macho stuff.

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Cole Trickle driving his friend's car after his accident in Days of Thunder.


By far.
















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Rambo stitching his wound up in the tree in First Blood.

You pussies would pass out, fall down in a heap, and get analed by the commies.

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I'm assuming you've stitched your own wounds then? In a tree? With a shoelace?

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Using my dick for a needle.

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Keyser Soze shooting his own family. By far the most bad ass thing I have ever seen in a movie.

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I have to say that was a "Holy [censored]" moment too.

Lots in Predator too...The Crazy Indian dude slicing his chest before he tries to take the Predator in hand to hand stands out.

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Arnold vs. the Predator with a bow and arrow and some McGuyver like traps.

game over.

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I agree with corpsebean about the Indian guy taking on the Predator, way more macho than what Arnold did. Arnold was just trying to survive after it had taken everyone else out.

The Indian guy was making a stand so that others could escape.

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Then we will fight in the shade.