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Old 11-16-2006, 10:39 AM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

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A lot of good lines here:

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we could do bored games like cranium or whatever if yall digit.

If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up,

i like to skip school from time to time

parties are about people and i expect you to come after shift.

i like people,

just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down comforter.

i just suck at the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social interaction and all that [censored].


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PS. You should forward Dave's email to the party list, and let the hilarity begin.

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this is an A+ idea
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:42 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

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I have class at 9am, and have an important presentation that I have to be alert for seeing as its 50% of my grade, so if noise prevents me from sleeping, I will tell everyone to leave.


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Dave sounds like a douche but I wouldn't want to be kept up the night before a big presentation either.
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:44 AM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

fwiw, it was pretty dick not to even ask your roommate who has a presentation whether or not it was ok to have a party
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:47 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

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Pick me up some root beer man, yeah!

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For the people who don't or can't drink, the reassurance that a variety of refreshing non-alcoholic beverages will be served is very thoughtful and considerate. Beat if it's just root beer though. Blech.

Sure, he sounds like a corny dork, and probably is, but that's not an unforgivable sin. I mean, this party is only a baby step away from being awesome:

1. A variety of refreshing non-alcoholic drugs?
2. High stakes cranium HU for rolls?
3. Prop bets to do the most deviant and devious thing to the fascist roommate while he sleeps?

Carpe diem goddamit.
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:48 AM
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Heres the deal. Tuesday November 21st 2006. idk 8 oclockish sound good? 57 XXXXXXXXXXXX
>
> PARTY
>
> If you need directions ask me, katie, mike, or pelland 'cause we do indeed
> all
> live here. (or you could just use the internet. see maps.google.com)
>
> I can garuntee there will be guitar hero. we could do bored games like
> cranium
> or whatever if yall digit.
>
> If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up, but for the rest of ya
> i'll pick up some bottles and brewskis or whathaveyou.
>
> i know i don't have class wednesday but even if i did i like to skip school
> from
> time to time so if you need a ride the next day i could possibly provide that
> (if i get my wheels by then because i friggen better).
>
> if you're working that night, don't worry, parties are about people and i
> expect
> you to come after shift. plus i don't go to sleep until like 4am anyways.
> there's floor space to crash.
>
>
> i like people, especially after i've had a few beers in me, so imo the more
> the
> merrier just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down
> comforter. if i forgot anyone i'm sorry i'm sure you're invited i just suck
> at
> the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social
> interaction
> and all that [censored]. if my roomies have anything to add or if i've [censored] up
> somehow feel free to correct my retardocity.
>
> hope to see you there, well, here. it should be fun.
>

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Old 11-16-2006, 10:48 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

Dave sounds like a bitch, someone that uptight should definately not have roommates. You guys should beat his ass, or at least get his ps2 controllers all greasy from cheetos.
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:52 AM
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fwiw, it was pretty dick not to even ask your roommate who has a presentation whether or not it was ok to have a party

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-He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok

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But aye, something IS rotten... I believe some key parts of this story are being omitted.
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:59 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

all this needless friction could've been solved by a simple conversation:

douche: "hey dave, i'm thinkin' of having a party on thanksgiving eve. it could get out of hand, there'll be some rootbeer and maybe cranium if things heat up. is that cool with you?"

dave: "actually, no. i've got a presentation at 9am the next morning. sorry man."

douche: "bummer. oh well, can you at least rub some lotion on my back?"

dave: "sure."

*applies lotion*

douche: "oooh, that's nice. yeah slowly. oooh."
36 seconds later.
"i'm done. wanna play guitar hero?"

dave: "i'll get a towel."
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:02 AM
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all this needless friction could've been solved by a simple conversation:

douche: "hey dave, i'm thinkin' of having a party on thanksgiving eve. it could get out of hand, there'll be some rootbeer and maybe cranium if things heat up. is that cool with you?"

dave: "actually, no. i've got a presentation at 9am the next morning. sorry man."

douche: "bummer. oh well, can you at least rub some lotion on my back?"

dave: "sure."

*applies lotion*

douche: "oooh, that's nice. yeah slowly. oooh."
36 seconds later.
"i'm done. wanna play guitar hero?"

dave: "i'll get a towel."

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Lolz I was roughly 93% sure this,

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-He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok


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meant a scenario exactly as you described, I just didn't want to broach the subject and make anybody feel uncomfortable.
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Old 11-16-2006, 11:02 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My good friend lives with nits

If I had a huge presentation the next day and a party was planned without consulting me, I'd be really pissed too. If I got an e-mail saying "we'll have Xbox360 games on the HDTV!" (both of which are mine) I would rightfully be pissed as hell. Drunk people don't go near my electronics. Hell, I won't even let myself go near them when I'm drunk I wouldn't take care of it like Dave did, though. I'd approach the person respectfully and tactfully, rather than sending a huge douche of an email.

btw who the hell puts "ill buy rootbeer" in a party email? i dont care why he's doing it

ps cranium doesnt belong at a rocking party
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