The Correct Way To Make A Sandwich?

[DMBFan23]

yeah miracle whip dominates mayo in my opinion, but if mayo is part of someone's "delicious [censored]" list, right on

[punkass]

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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE PEOPLE

HERE IS HOW YOU MAKE A SANDWICH, ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THIS HAS AIDS

STEP 1: BREAD

STEP 2-n: DELICIOUS [censored]

STEP n+1: MORE BREAD

THREAD OVER SUCKAS

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you suck at algebra

[DMBFan23]

that should read "steps 2 through n", not "2 minus n"

OH SNAP I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[pkr2k5]

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I don't waste the time, I just have my girlfriend to it for me.

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bbv

[speedfreek]

Well, the sandwich is named after the English Earl of Sandwich.

In England, we spread butter on 2 slices of bread and then use those 2 slices to sandwich pretty much anything between them (except soup of course!)

[Rduke55]

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I make them like I made burgers back in my first job at Burgerville. I put the veggies below the meat and I like condiments on both pieces of bread. Mayo on bottom, ketchup or mustard on top.

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That's barbaric. Mayo goes on top.

Also, hard salami belongs on every sandwich.

[Rduke55]

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I don't think there was an OOT consensus on sandwiches except that you should flip them halfway through.

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That was probably the best thing I got off of 2p2.

[PITTM]

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If you are using mayo, you should be shot for being a revolting piece of [censored].

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also, if you are NOT using bacon.

rj

[Rduke55]

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Correct way to make a sandwich, correct way to take a leak. What's next, correct way to wipe your ass? I feel sorry for anyone who needs advice in any of these categories.

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Front to back Mr. Stinkynuts.

[neuroman]

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-Meat on bottom piece of bread
-Lettuce on top of meat
-Cheese on top of lettuce


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This is the key, IMO. You have to have veggie separation between the meat and the cheese. Otherwise the meat and cheese just squish together, and the texture is crappy.

my sandwich:
1. mustard (mustard should be paired with cheese)
2. cheese
3. veggies
4. meat
5. mayo (mayo should be paired with meat)

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