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Old 10-08-2006, 08:53 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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Default Re: should I blow off my date for poker?

A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:33 AM
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A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.

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You'd have to wear a lot of clothes for that or find a jewelry store open right now unless you're playing microstakes.
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:37 AM
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A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.

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You'd have to wear a lot of clothes for that or find a jewelry store open right now unless you're playing microstakes.

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Touche.
Does strip poker even have official rules?
My plan consisted of OP playing some poker with the young lady, getting naked, and having her pay him 2k for sexual services rendered. Done and done.
I believe this might fall under the category of 'poker gigolo'.
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:38 AM
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Default Re: should I blow off my date for poker?

What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?
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Old 10-08-2006, 09:54 AM
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What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?

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Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying

There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me

When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me

'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
Won't some sweet mama come
and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:13 AM
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Default Re: should I blow off my date for poker?

Pwn the tables. Call her you're working so you can't make it and rearrange.
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Old 10-08-2006, 10:45 AM
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Results?
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Old 10-08-2006, 12:04 PM
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This is pretty much why I quit online poker. Live your life

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Seriously, all these responses that are like "blow of your date, play online poker, dates aren't as +$EV!" really need to remember that there's a life outside of the screen

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Did you forget you were in BBV?
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Old 10-08-2006, 02:25 PM
NuklearWinter NuklearWinter is offline
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Default Re: should I blow off my date for poker?

You should go on the date. If you stay home and either lose or break even, you will regret not going out.
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Old 10-08-2006, 02:28 PM
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What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?

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