In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman?

[Shajen]

you don't really know til you find it, I humbly submit.

Time to trot out a cliche, my wife is my best friend.

We do almost everything together. Play poker together, hang out with our friends together, etc.

She shares my sense of humor, understands why I am the way I am, and I understand why she is the way she is.

Also, as Anacardo can attest, she'll cut you if you mess with her.

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[FortunaMaximus]

She's surfing wedding dresses the other day. Fun stuff.

Anyway, goes the conversation, linky to a pretty awesome dress.

"Oh, does she come with the dress?"

"I'll break her in half."

"But she's a B-cup! Look at her!"

Wouldn't have it any other way, really. Loves looking at women as much as I do, but as much as suggest something... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[T.J. Combo]

Sense of humor is #1 here. I would've left my girlfriend after the first couple boot knockings if she wasn't so fun to be around.

Really, it's useless to have a "type I'm looking for" because you're gonna find someone you like a lot, who hopefully likes you back.

There's someone out there for everything. . . just hope the person you were meant to hook up with doesn't get hit by a bus while you're typing on a message board. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[tpir]

[ QUOTE ]
Most guys are looking for some version of their mom that accepts or even valorizes all of their stupid little boy issues, and is hot enough to keep them interested long enough to knock them up. After that they will get bored and cheat on her.

NT

[/ QUOTE ]
FTW!!

Seriously though, this is so hard to quantify... I have been "in love" with women of such varied personality sets that I could not even begin to answer this. Or put another way: I still have no idea what I am looking for. I would wager most people either don't know... or think that they do and actually don't.

[steamraise]

[ QUOTE ]
please keep the 'big titted nympho whore comments out.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually I prefer small hooters.
On a cute skinny girl.

So I'm looking for one of those, who finds a
fat old man attractive. And isn't a lunatic.

Someone I get along with that likes hanging out with me.

You interested Tennenbaum?

[EMc]

intellegent, understanding, willing to have fun. Looks arent necessarly important.

[Audrey Hepburn]

NT!,

Isn't your girlfriend Asian? Are we to infer you were an abandoned child?

[Anacardo]

[ QUOTE ]
you don't really know til you find it, I humbly submit.

Time to trot out a cliche, my wife is my best friend.

We do almost everything together. Play poker together, hang out with our friends together, etc.

She shares my sense of humor, understands why I am the way I am, and I understand why she is the way she is.

Also, as Anacardo can attest, she'll cut you if you mess with her.

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[/ QUOTE ]


Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Let's clarify.

Shaj is referencing a conversation that went like this -

"Wow, Mrs. Shaj seems like the kind that would fuggin' cut me if I gave her any [censored]."

SHAJ: "Heh, yeah."

That's it. No actual messing-with or cutting occurred.

Christ, dude, I get enough of the rumor mill as it is.

[Georgia Avenue]

Card: Does your new girlfriend read oot? Or are you just being more paranoid than normal these days?

lucks,
--GA

[Shajen]

Broseph,

I knew if I planted the seed, you'd water it and make it grow.

Meta-game, ftw.

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FTR, Anacardo is a perfect gentleman.
(can you please remove the knife from my throat region now?)
I keed, I keed.