the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[dvsfun1]

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Didn't Howard Stern get fired from DC101 for calling Air Florida's ticket desk the next day and asking how much a one-way ticket from Washington National to the 14th St. Bridge cost?

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That is absolutely correct.

[Force1]

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My friend comes up to me around 10/25/02 and says 'here's how we'll dress up for halloween.

Dress up like buildings, get paper planes to stick out of us, paint on smoke and fire

Fall down a lot.

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Some kid said this right around a bunch of rednecks at my HS who all signed up for the military on 9/12/02 and they beat the living [censored] out of him right in the hallway. To this day it is the most violent/graphic thing I have seen in real life.

[xwillience]

My cousin, whos a complete NIT and I went down to Mexico for lunch and a couple beers one afternoon and there was a huge line back into the States. While in line for almost two hours I was joking and speaking what little spanish I knew. My cousin was freaking out because I look like Im mexican (IM MOTHER [censored] ITALIAN AND THE NEXT PERSON TO ASK ME THAT GETS A COMPLIMENTARY PAIR OF CEMENT BOOTS) and he thinks im gonna get us pulled aside. We get up to the border gaurd station guy desk thing and when asked if we are US citizens I keep my mouth shut but my brilliant [censored] cousin responds in spanish.... His face immedietly turned pale but the border guy couldnt stop laughing.

I had to show my passport tho.... wtf.

[NeedsMoreNuts]

In my San Antonio, TX, elementary school class, about half full of Mexicans. It was some [censored] like Hispanic Heritage Month, and my 3rd grade class was talking about Mexico. My teacher asked "What's another name for Hispanics?" Having a south Texas ranch and a semi-racist grandfather, my hand immeadiately shot up and I said, with full confidence, "Wet backs!"

[Scotch78]

One of my college roommates has uttered many completely wrong, utterly hilarious comments in his day, but the clincher has to be when he rolled off a girl and said, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

[miajag]

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One of my college roommates has uttered many completely wrong, utterly hilarious comments in his day, but the clincher has to be when he rolled off a girl and said, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

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Was Chuck Palahniuk your roommate?

[Force1]

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One of my college roommates has uttered many completely wrong, utterly hilarious comments in his day, but the clincher has to be when he rolled off a girl and said, "I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school."

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The studio made him change the story.

[Scotch78]

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Was Chuck Palahniuk your roommate?

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No, but it would not surprise me if Kenny plagiarized Palahniuk on this; he's been caught doing such things before.

Scott

[astroglide]

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me at strip club, to stripper on stage: "Your mother must be very proud."

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that is easily the worst one i've read so far

[fullhousedraw]

About 2 months ago, I'm shitfaced at a party. Girl that graduated from our school the previous year (I'm a senior in HS) is there. She has always been fat and used to have the biggest pair of [censored] I have ever seen until she had tit reduction about 2 years ago. Everyone in our school knows this. I had never talked to her before.

Anyway, I see her at this party, go up to her and ask, "Hey, aren't you the chick that got your [censored] done?" She was thrilled.

edit-tit is not censored but the plural form of it is. Weird.