Possible gay roommate beat

[Poker Fool]

Imagine having a gay roomie and still not getting any.

BEAT.

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Is it really that bad to want to drink alcohol that tastes good?

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No you have to be a man damnit. Drink worst garbage to impress your friends with your ability to torture yourself.

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LOL YEAH TOTALLY MAN U KNOW WHAT I DO I TAKE MY WHISKEY WITH NO ICE STRAIGHT AND THEN I PUT MY CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE GLASS WITH SOME COD LIVER OIL AND IPECAC CUZ IF U DRINK THINGS THAT TASTE SWEET AND GOOD U R A FECKIN FAGGIT!!!!




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OMFGROFLLMAO this is the funniest [censored] mother [censored] [censored] ive ever [censored] [censored] heard [censored] [censored]

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You're at least 2 levels deeper than me.

I'm still not sure what i'm looking at, is this that smirnoff ice stuff?

Ok seriously, so this one time I put orange juice in my gin and went out and smacked some biches and even shot a dude.

Does this mean i'm gay?

p.s. All the real ballaz drink:

[chopstick]

Those are chick bait, nothing to worry about. Set a few out in the hall and use them to make a little trail into your room, like they were bread crumbs. Would you rather be sober and have drunk chicks in your dorm, or be hammered and looking at your roommate?

[neuroman]

Dude, at least it wasn't Zima.

[suzzer99]

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Who has actually tried these? I think it takes a real man to drink what he likes and not worry about what others might think, or how masculine it is. They are actually quite good. Me and my boyfriend love them.

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For some reason whenever I got to Vegas I get a craving for Pina Coladas. I feel like a complete tool, but I order them anyway.

When I used to wait tables after a particuarly rough shift, me and a buddy used to go to Friday's and get like a Cookie Monster and a Strawberry Shortcake. Sooooo gooooood. Soooooo gheeeeeyyyyyy.

[cardsharkk04]

Paging ggbman from first semester last year.....

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Is it really that bad to want to drink alcohol that tastes good?

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No, and I make drinks that taste good all the time, but, you know, I use bartending skills for that. This [censored] tastes like sugar water, it's just gross.

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This has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with sucking at drinking

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The juvenile bigotry is laughable though, unless it's 15th level sarcasm, then it's still laughable, but for different reasons. Explain further how one sucks at drinking, seriously. I always thought if you got drunk you did pretty good?

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Sad to say the juvenile bigotry is probably not 15th-level sarcasm, welcome to 2+2 [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

You can definitely suck at drinking if you drink the wrong things. I would suggest someone who gets drunk on Taaka, everclear punch, or box wine probably sucks at drinking too. Develop a palate!

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p.s. All the real ballaz drink:



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i hate these too, because they taste like sweet tarts and i don't like sweet tarts