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#31
07-09-2006, 08:08 AM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
usually about six beers. any less and you're fooling yourself. after ten i love everybody.
i'm trying to imagine you sitting around thinking "well it's been six weeks, should i bring out the ole i love you?" sometimes i think this board is inhabited by robots whose sole purpose is to eff with me. 
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#32
07-09-2006, 11:16 AM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
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We have a great relationship. We started dating in college, now I see her maybe 5 times a week. Don't live together, I think I'll say it eventually, but I've never said it before (never to previous GFs either) so maybe its just reluctance on my behalf. [/ QUOTE ] Horny, The difference between you and the rest of us is, you've got more game than Milton Bradley and can get away with not dropping the three word lockdown. Some of us have to dust it off early to keep the vag, er woman, around. FWIW when I've first said it is usually several months into a relationship and when she's pissed at me. It's like a one-time get out of jail free card, which is pretty ironic when you consider its long-term implications.
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#33
07-09-2006, 11:30 AM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
Six weeks is long enough. Just be sure to use the "air quotes" with your fingers, to accentuate the "love" part. That will give you an out if she laughs at you.
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#35
07-10-2006, 02:49 PM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
OK, for the record, 6 weeks is not the correct answer.
Alas, I am single.
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#36
07-10-2006, 03:17 PM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
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I. Paradise Boy: I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by the lake And there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl Looking any better than you did And all the kids at school They were wishing they were me that night And now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light Girl: Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed Ain't no doubt about it Baby got to go and shout it Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Boy: Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed Baby doncha hear my heart You got it drowning out the radio I've been waiting so long For you to come along and have some fun And I gotta let ya know No you're never gonna regret it So open up your eyes I got a big surprise It'll feel all right Well I wanna make your motor run And now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light Paradise by the dashboard light You got to do what you can And let Mother Nature do the rest Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely-- We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go allt he way An tonight's the night... Radio Broadcast: Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-- he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-- safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! II. Let Me Sleep On It Girl: Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further--! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Do you love me!!!? Will you love me forever!!!? Boy: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Girl: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? And will you love me forever? Boy: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it!!! Girl: Will you love me forever? Boy: Let me sleep on it!!! Girl: Will you love me forever!!! III. Praying for the End of Time Boy: I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time! So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!! Boy: It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today Girl: It never felt so good It never felt so right And we were glowing like A metal on the edge of a knife
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#38
07-10-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: How Long Before You Say \" I LuV U\"?
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after 23 BJs you are allowed to say it. Never before. [/ QUOTE ] How about 23 BJs after she says it?
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