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#31
05-23-2006, 10:21 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
The wisdom of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts comes to mind.
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house, and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern, with a knife stuck in the side of its head, with a note that says "you". After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." 
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#33
05-23-2006, 10:29 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
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Provide her myspace link to OOT..... That's all that needs to be done [/ QUOTE ] This was definitely my first thought on reading the initial post. Also good is to get a pretty boy friend of yours to ask the fat one out on a date, then have him drive half an hour out of town, get her out of the car and drive away.
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#34
05-23-2006, 10:40 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
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So far very weak. [/ QUOTE ] Well, you could always hire a herpes infested whore to stick the chicks thermos/gatorade bottle* in her vagina. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] *(or one identical to hers) Seriously though, I think approaching her is the only thing *appropriate*.
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#35
05-23-2006, 10:41 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
Myspace links:
Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate hf
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#37
05-23-2006, 11:23 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
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Myspace links: Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate hf [/ QUOTE ] Classic i'm a fatass myspace picture.
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#39
05-23-2006, 11:51 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
Just posted on fatty's wall:
Hi! I work for a catering company out here in Pennsylvania, but we're moving shortly to your area. We're looking for people to test our food selection and make recommendations. You look like someone who really loves food! Would you mind stopping by when we arrive and sucking up our food like a vacuum? Message me!
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#40
05-23-2006, 11:58 PM
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Re: Appropriate revenge for a rat?
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[ QUOTE ] Myspace links: Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate hf [/ QUOTE ] Classic i'm a fatass myspace picture. [/ QUOTE ]I already hate her.
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