The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!

[Villainaire]

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This shirt looks better on the floor.

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Good one.

If I made one it'd say...

SUCK IT OR NOT.

[Reef]

[fslexcduck]

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ok i almost peed my pants

[youtalkfunny]

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I hate to steal a line from Gorilla Monsoon, but that guy in the yellow shirt looks like a school bus.

[ROADHEAD]

i want one that says, i'm black from the waist down

[mantasm]

"I WAS DRIVING DRUNK AND I HIT A HOMELESS GUY WITH MY CAR"

[guids]

The best Fromunda Cheese comes from Wisconson!

[crackhead]

heard this the other night on L@TB and couldn't stop laughing...

"Stick it in my ass and call me Mary"

[surfinillini]

I have a few from my fraternity days...they're kinda vulgur

- "If I haven't fuct you come talk to me"

- "Who wants a moustache ride?"

[nickg1532]

i posted this in the bad band names thread, but some of the song titles might make for a funny shirt (depending on how offensive you want to be)

linky