Your best wasted story

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Generally speaking I would say that the people in OOT get more wasted than any of the other forums. If all of you are drinking all the time than there must be some pretty good stories from bars/ parties or any other time when you were really [censored] up.

I have a history of heavily abusing alcohol despite the fact that I just turned 21 and have had some wild times. Just to name a few: kicked out of the dorms at orientation 3 months before my freshman year even started (dont ask), hooked up with a woman almost twice my age (cougars rock!), blacked out at a bar a couple days after my 21st birthday and woke up having no clue where I was (I was in detox about 30 min from the bar I got arrested at). There are countless others but I am too lazy to think of them.

So...

What is your best story from a heavy night of drinking?