banging chicks from myspace.com

[siccjay]

You are gonna [censored] this up. You are too into her. I seriously hope you don't act this around her.

[oreopimp]

tried a eh-ish, no think approach today. I went very very simple, and at the same time I knew it was lame because it keeps things kind of closed. anyway to salvage?



Im glad you liked it....I found it rather amazing. I'll keep my eyes open for that book. = )



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dustin
Date: Aug 21, 2006 11:46 PM

Thanks for the Me and You and Everyone You Know (movie) rec that was on your profile. Came aross it while at blockbuster, great movie. much appreciated.

If you ever get to powells, pick up the book Sex, Drugs and Coca Puffs by Chuck Klosterman. dunno what your tastes are in books but its worth reading.

anyway, take care.

--Dustin

[Cornboy]

I've read through this entire thing the last few days, tremendous stuff. Very much like a rollercoaster - highs, lows, twists, turns, and when I finished I was vaguely nauseous - but not to the point that it would stop me from riding again. I think the wide variance in possible results from this thread (everything ranging from STDs for Brian, to lesbian threesomes, to wedding bells and a white picket fence) is a testament to the quality and quantity herein. It's truly a tour de force.

I'd just like to add a call for [censored]'s story. He referred to his journey as possibly life changing, and from the context I believe it isn't in an "I-woke-up-in-a-bathtub-filled-with-ice-missing-both-kidneys-and-now-I'm-on dialysis-for-life" kind of way.

[SoloAJ]

This thread seemed to start out with everyone trying to get laid by attractive females. It seems to have just turned into preying on the weak females who have low self esteems for themselves but can turn into a good trick.

I am thrilled for more updates...Terrific.

[IggyWH]

eff me eff me eff me...

Well, I never was planning on being a punk but I was a little worried about going out with a complete stranger. It broke several of my first date rules :

1)At least know SOMETHING about the girl. I know this girl's name, she likes picnics and hot showers. That's pretty much it. GREAT conversation starters...

2)Always make the first date short. My time frame for a first date is 1-1.5 hours, that way if it sucks, you don't have to survive for long. This date will be at least 3 hours, and now will be longer (explained later in this post)

3)Never go to a movie on a first date. You want to talk on a first date and going to a movie is the polar opposite of that.

Oh well, at least I get out to do something on a normally boring night for me, and it's supposed to be really nice out so that's an added advantage.

I look up the movie playing tomorrow and it's Pride and Prejudice. I know zero about this movie and from reading a review, it sounds like a chick flick that's over 2 hours. UGHHHHHH! At least Keira Knightley is in it so I'll have some eye candy.

So I call her to work out details tonight and like normal for chicks, she doesn't pick up. I leave her a voicemail telling her to call me, but I know how this game is played and expect a text message in the near future.

Like 10 minutes later, I get a text message. She wants to go to dinner first so we're not complete strangers. While a good idea, it adds more time onto a date that is already entirely too long. Also, she drops that a "friend" will be coming with us also.

DAMN YOU OOT, this is all your fault [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Brian]

Iggy,

Christ man, how long has it been since you've been in the dating world? I'm a newbie at this and even I know not to do a dinner&movie on the first date. Btw, POST THE PICS!

-Brian

[IggyWH]

Brian,

The whole strangers thing is new to me. I have a huge group of "friends" and just stick with that. I never really need to branch off to completely new women because I have such a big group to pick from that I already know.

I only went this route for giggles to join in with this thread. Strangers with trainwrecks are a lot better reading than me telling stories of girls I already had friendly relations with and just used myspace to close the deal.

I'm just in eff it mode right now. I already have a feeling this is gonna suck so I'll just chalk this up as an experience to prepare for my fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyne old chick.

[oreopimp]

Iggy: reply in text, u dont even know me and your intiating a threesome (or something like that)

Another opening I used that is working but kind of weird.



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what the heck did you think this was?

[peachy]

wtf...this thread is still going!?!? too bad i never read it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] and now its TOO long

[SoCalRugger]

Just go back a week or two when Brian started posting. You can skip everything before that.