banging chicks from myspace.com

[DcifrThs]

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Barron,

"you're a gambler and if you want to take an even money bet against me that i wont be in a serious relationship w/ mary then name your price. likely, as i intended it here, meant greater than an even money shot. maybe i shoulda used the word probably in it's place lest somebody wants to nitpick me as you seem to love to do."

Well, I like you, so I hope it works out. And I hope she finds it cute that you post all about her past hockey player exploits.

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i definately do overract diablo.

and as a friend i appreaciate your taking the time as you do now to speak w/ me about it.

i see your points and they are valid. i took your ribbing a bit too hard b/c i didn't take the context of the thread into acct enough. i didn't want to start a new one as you know b/c i didn't want to get sh*t for that either.

i always overract and then retract as you know. the context of this thread certainly does warrant a bit of what you gave me.

again, thanks for the explanations and i think it's clear though that drinks are on you [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Barron

[dogdrool]

Barron needs to bang this chick immediately. This "take it slow" nonsense isn't going to help his situation.

[El Diablo]

Hitchhiker,

Good news. I am going to be in Texas in a couple of weeks and have plans to meet up w/ Jamie and shoot some film ideas I've been working on for a while!

[five4suited]

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I have two questions for OOT.

1) When a pregnant ex-stripper wife who now works at Huddle House (worse Waffle House), smokes a pack a day, and is bi-polar tells you "too fast" when you go in for a kiss after spending a few hours with her, does she mean "GTFO, you're ugly", or does she mean "you're ugly, but stay and keep me company cause i live in a small, boring town"?

2) How long after intercourse would it take for an STD to begin to manifest itself? :'(

-Brian

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thanks to question #2, my monitor is dripping wet.

[oreopimp]

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I have two questions for OOT.

1) When a pregnant ex-stripper wife who now works at Huddle House (worse Waffle House), smokes a pack a day, and is bi-polar tells you "too fast" when you go in for a kiss after spending a few hours with her, does she mean "GTFO, you're ugly", or does she mean "you're ugly, but stay and keep me company cause i live in a small, boring town"?

2) How long after intercourse would it take for an STD to begin to manifest itself? :'(

-Brian

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thanks to question #2, my monitor is dripping wet.

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hahaha.

Brian as far as std it depends. Ive gotten chlamydia twice in the past 7-8 years ive been "active", only thing Ive gotten actually...and it could have been avoided but Im pretty stupid on the protection front (hate condoms...which is retarded, but I am very suprised at the number of girls who will let you [censored] them sans condom...and this is a large sample size, so not just isolated. its crazy), but when Im single I get tested v v often. Also depends on the girl, anywy, stupid like I said...Im pretty sure there is an std in my future.

anyway, chlamydia takes a couple days to show up. and you will know it to, has some slightly gross side effects, but u will intially notice, wow it feels like its going to hurt to pee (it doesnt, just feels like it will), and slightly stinging effects thoughout the day.

first time I got it was in high school, I was freaking the [censored] out.

edit: btw, no way Im [censored] a stripper sans condom, or a bar [censored].

[sublime]

oreo-

do you want to do my profile for me?

[oreopimp]

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oreo-

do you want to do my profile for me?

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sure Ill help. get some of the basics done, and Ill help flair it out or make that bitch lean as hell.

On my profile I was experimenting on aiming for older girls. so I started blogging on some things involving learning from love and showing vulnerability, like letting the wall come down type of [censored]. And it is v effective. Older meaning like 28 to 35 age group. I have found these are the easiest girls to potentially hook up and still look v good.

Younger girls, or girls of the same age group are def more hit or miss, especially if they look pretty decent. You may get one or two that you connect with. the others, its like their head was made with the craft of a glassblower. nothing on the inside.

[sublime]

[censored] man, i dont even know where to start....about me? what should i write....i know ill create a thread and let people do it for me....you can have the final word on content...ill send u pics of any victims in return.

[IggyWH]

Alright, I need someone to give me a kick in the ass here.

I had a convo going on with a chick and she mentioned that she liked picnics. There's a park near by that shows movies Wednesday and Sunday nights so I made the suggestion that she should check it out sometime.

She replies back :

"Are you suggesting that we meet for a movie at Flagstaff Hill on Weds? That would be nice cause I don't have any plans...Maybe you should call me, what do you think?"

I'm being a puss now since I've never actually met someone online that I didn't know beforehand in RL.

[Brian]

Iggy,

Uhm, quit being a woman. Sounds like you made a vague hint at getting together and she responded eating it up and offering her # - it's not gonna get any better than that. Btw, pics. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Oreopimp,

Have u shared your MySpace page w/ us yet?

-Brian