banging chicks from myspace.com

[Hitchhiker]

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that's why I included relationships as a possibility.

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Relationship is only a possibility if you let them think it is. Since I want nothing of the sort, I would not let this manifest itself.

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Then I hope I don't know 30 year olds. Good luck.

[oreopimp]

you my friend have a strong stomach.

[oreopimp]

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The marshmellowman pic was awesome, can someone with some photoshop skills maybe do a jabba-the-hut?

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That is one of the most mean-spirited things I have ever done.

-bb.
edit: rehosted

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wtf why is it that everytime I look at this picture it looks like the shadow/smoke on the left is growing, thats [censored] up.

[NajdorfDefense]

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Women in their twenties seem to just want older guys, and it's really irritating, cuz I'm sick of women less than 26 yrs old. You should check out the dating sites, like match - there are so many women that are 24, looking for guys 25-35. It's actually kind of funny if you think about it.

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Yeah, funny because those chicks are boring and have no skills. Gimme a rock-solid fit 28-yr old any day.

[oreopimp]

Now I was thinking, using Chuck Klosterman's 23 questions would be a great way to just jump into a conversation. Its opened, instills a debate, etc. Lot of opportunity for you to shine.

Now here are some random weird messages I have sent out, dont really expect much, just observations really. Im trying a bunch of various things, some are just weird and stream of concious like, but use things from their profiles.

althoguh I did send Jenna Jamison the Inside? starter.

#1 (fear of extra terrestrials or some crap)

So basically what you are saying is that if an spaceship came down and was hovering over you and they dropped down a rope ladder, you wouldn't be curious enough to climb up? Maybe take a look around? True, it could be a potentially creepy situation (they could smell like ass, or look like your worst nightmare), but I think the pay off > risk. agree or disagree?

--Dustin


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you are slightly right
Body: You got it partly right. [censored] cubicles. Im solid with that, no fights or contest there. But there are some others. [censored] shoes, and you know what, [censored] windows too. Also not a fan of scientific theory, so [censored] that and [censored] standing on the shoulders of giants. I guess we could get a list growing here, pretty easy to have some distaste for some flavors of society.

Also, I have found, conquering the world is not as easy as it once was. We are talking in a dominating, military, dictator type sense. Too many eyes in the sky, and some people will generally have problems with that and the means to stop you. BUT, even if you did take over the world, there might be people out there who would be trying to kill you. You could literally have ninjas after you, and noone wants to wake up looking into the rafters and seeing a shadowy, ominous ninja like person staring back at them in some type of ancient, freaky, body contorting kill stance.

Agree or disagree?

--Dustin


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I find it hard to belive a Buddhist could maintain a $250,000 plus type income for long, without quitting and going to sit under a tree in east asia or something.

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okay got a response from one. shes awesome. Pretty sure my next message is going to be along the lines of "we can both agree, [censored] john cusak right and his touch on the fabic of society" (shes a klosterman fan).






Subject RE: you are slightly right
Body: retort:

shoes: agreed, windows: definetly disagree ( how else would i survey the landscapes which i plan to dominate?), scientific theory: agreed, standing on the shoulders of giants: couldn't disagree more (your opinion makes it blantantly obvious that you have never infact stood on the shoulders of a giant. i think if you were to venture onto the shoulders of one,you would find the experience quite liberating/ exhilarating).

as for conquering the world, i found that it is not only completely feasible, but rather easy. i can't divulge any of the classified facets of the operations but i will give you two words: cambodian prostitutes.

oh and the ninjas, finding a contortionist ninja in your rafters usually results in the best sex you've ever had.

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From: Dustin
Date: Aug 20, 2006 6:42 PM

You got it partly right. [censored] cubicles. Im solid with that, no fights or contest there. But there are some others. [censored] shoes, and you know what, [censored] windows too. Also not a fan of scientific theory, so [censored] that and [censored] standing on the shoulders of giants. I guess we could get a list growing here, pretty easy to have some distaste for some flavors of society.

Also, I have found, conquering the world is not as easy as it once was. We are talking in a dominating, military, dictator type sense. Too many eyes in the sky, and some people will generally have problems with that and the means to stop you. BUT, even if you did take over the world, there might be people out there who would be trying to kill you. You could literally have ninjas after you, and noone wants to wake up looking into the rafters and seeing a shadowy, ominous ninja like person staring back at them in some type of ancient, freaky, body contorting kill stance.

Agree or disagree?

--Dustin

[Brian]

oreopimp,

great stuff. you come up with this sh!t off the top of your head? i'll spend 20 minutes looking at a girl's profile, and the best i can come up w/ is some comment about the music she likes, or if i'm lucky an obsure reference to lord of the rings and her name. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

i haven't had any luck here in the past few days myself, but i've been laying off sending out the mass messages. i've got some meetings arranged for monday, tuesday, and wednesday w/ 3 different girls, if anything interesting comes from it, i'll be sure to share.

-Brian

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Wow...I go to Ibiza for 10 days and come back to this dormant beast that has been re-awakened !!!!


Duck - Amazingly good....You definitely set the pace here....

Snaggle - Possibly the best photo shop on 2+2

Brian - Wow !!!!!!!


To all the others that have started to get the ball rolling again....I'm jealous that I never really got going on this from the offset...I was just the summariser...

May have to get involved again....Let me dust off my Myspace page...

Vava

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yeah I usually try and come up with something crazy from their profile, here is my latest reply to the ninja girl using various [censored] from her profile, its so so, but kind of keeping with the flavor of the exchange, I will segway here soon. We'll see what happens, either way over the top or not, its fun.

Also I think agreeing with something in a sense of saying well [censored] cubicles (I agree) and then going [censored] this as well, and [censored] that...it will get them to agree or disagree and leaves some possibilities open for future exchange. As a side note, Ive always said [censored] Shoes and [censored] Windows, its this growing list of things where I [censored] up in a siutation so I say alright [censored] windows. I plan on getting some shirts made. (calling Shant.)


My reply:


RE: RE: you are slightly right
Body: okay first things first

Im sure we can both agree on this, [censored] john cusak and his touch on the fabric of society. there is obviously a rant there, but you know part of it. (she is after all a Klosterman fan)

As for your plan to take over the world, I know only a taste but already, its very insightful. I will put my belief in your capabilities...but when you do take over the world you must do so to the soundtrack of Godspeed You Black Emperor, or hell have them follow you around and keep in tune (I suppose you could really do a band per continent or country, a world take over woodstock if you will)...and then 2. when your domination is complete....commence the undertaking of the greatest project ever, something that will benefit all of mankind forever. A Wes Anderson Kung Fu movie.

btw windows are still made to be broken, the only ones that deserve to stayed framed are the ones that close off these giant, sauna room large showers the kind you see in movies where people either get killed or have amazing sex. You got me with windshields though. But name one experience where having a window present was more preferable than not having it there (and you cant say airplane trip).

As far as "the ninja situation" Id subdue and sex up a hot woman ninja, Id probably just have to send the man ninja to hell (I did overlook the possibility that as a world dictator you might be skilled in many things).


Here is a pic. Btw I found her while linking through a MyDeathSpace.com profile. Had to do it.

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okay, so I got an idea for another type of opening. Im thinking of transcending words with my openings and just going straight to pictures. Just send some sort of crazy pic, possibly a pretty controversial one. Im thinkng of doing something inspired by Kuroshs take, just starting with a ginormous shove. Something that could maybe be used on those girls that are hard to break, or really stuck up (these types of girls are usually the most fun to try and pick up on location, especially when u are in an angry pissed off type mood because the type of [censored] u do just suck them in).

Example.

1.send a pic, maybe something slightly distasteful or disgusting.
2.When they message back pissed, or like wtf? you say: Haha, owned. and go from there.
3. talk.
4. and then send another pic. then go: Haha, wow, again? and then segway into normalcy.




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if i'm lucky an obsure reference to lord of the rings and her name.

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(inspired by some random OOT post, forgot where)...if shes a nerd type, offer her a spot in your party and you will split half the treasure and experience points.

or if lord of the rings is her flavor, say something like (and this might just be silly):

1. Problem with a late night dilemma, Hobbits...hermaphadites like smurfs or not?
2. she responds
3. really? I think this could really be the key behind merry and pippin
4.she says something
5. Have you seen two hermaphodite friends together?
6. she says, ahhh no
7. neither have I, but I imagine it has to be pretty weird. Hows the night going?

takes some time and maybe stupid, but whatever. Im here for entertainment.