Never Trust Anyone

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All,

While we're waiting for Brandi to return or someone to provide some new info, perhaps we can discuss this scenario.

You're in Vegas, messing around playing a little 2-5NL. This cute chick sits down next to you and you notice, HOLY COW, IT'S BRANDI HAWBAKER!

After playing a while and having some drinks at the table, you both finish up at the same time. She says it was a pleasure to play with you and asks if you'd like to get a drink with her. You get a good vibe and are pretty sure she's into you and you can prob hit it tonight.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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I've dealt with this type in the past. You never give them your real name and never take them back to you house (hotel). Keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind at all times.

The reason you should be hanging with a girl like Brandi is too have a little fun for the night. Flirt, dance, and laugh. Go hit a club, call up some of your freinds if you want. Make sure all your friends call you by your fake name. If things go smoothly, get head in a back of a cab, or behind some alley. Girls like Brandi prolly think that romantic anyways. End of the night, goodbye Brandi. Thats about as far as you wanna go with a girl like that.

Mark, you listening???? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Lolz 4 real?!?

Sure, obv, one night stand and/or one night hanging at the club drinking/doing drugs... But...

A fake name?!?

And, having your friends in on the script?!?

I mean, if ol' brandi's crazy, what does this make you? Paranoid much?

Then again, feeling like i'm taking crazy pills reading the narrow minded hypocrisy in this thread has been par for the course, for the most part. I was wondering when losing all sense of objectivity and being proud of it was the 'in' thing.

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pokkeraja,

I disagree. There is sbsolutely no "reason you should be hanging with a girl like Brandi." None. If you haven't learned that girls like Brandi are at least a little manipulative, extremely vindictive and out for much more than what they appear to be, then you haven't learned anything from this thread.

It's like that Jay-Z song "B*****s & Sisters."

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Shaniac, you don't know me, but I really respect you and your poker ideas; However, goddamn, i'd like to meet the bitch that [censored] you up.

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For those who missed it, enjoy.....Funniest post in entire thread...

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Ha - I just realized I have a pic of that exact same motel. I can tell it's not the same pic though because of the angle.

http://synergizethis.com/DesertTrip/...ree/index.html

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Brandi,
Would you like me to tell these people the full story or do you want to just tell them yourself that everything that you said about me is a fabrication?

You have caused me a lot of distress over the past few months and coming public with these lies was not the right thing to do. However, I know that you are having difficult times and I have always been by your side to support you. I do not want to make anything harder for you so I will say no more as long as you acknowledge that what you said about me was not the truth.

What do you want me to do honey?

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*wrestling announcer impersonation* OH MY GAWD, ITS CAPTAIN TOM FRANKLIN, OH MMMMYYYY GAAWD */wai*

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FYI, I laughed for another hour last night thinking about this comment after closing the thread for the night. Woke up this morning...laughed some more. Maybe I'm retarded, but seriously, I thought this was the best post of the thread.

Nice work.

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At the end of this thread there should be honors for best posts. I think the wrestling announcer one deserves to get a nomination for "best funny post".
i loled anyway. yeah it turned out not to be Tom Franklin but it still worked imo.

any other nominations or categories?

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I miss Brandi...

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i hope at least blackjack777 gets banned because of this thread please quote this if you also wish this

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[ZeTurd]

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i hope at least yvesaint gets banned because of this thread for cockteasing us with juicy gossip and not providing please quote this if you also wish this

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[Assani Fisher]

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remember Al Capone was taken down on tax charges.

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i hope at least blackjack777 gets banned because of this thread please quote this if you also wish this

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[Potvaliant]

Apologies to Mr. McGowan.

Fairytale of Las Vegas

It was Christmas Eve babe
At the Commerce
An old man’s penis I see, oh no not another one
It wasn’t very long
An inch, or maybe two
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Filled up at eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Brandi
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the Captain wants to screw you
Stay away from the old
When I gave you the hand
job you were so naive
You promised to
Back me at the WSOP

You were quite dumb
You dressed slutty
The bathroom walls were all bloody
When the sharks finished playing
They howled out for more
Captain Tom was swinging
We were drunken sng’ing
We tried to cut corners
And lost it that night

That girl from the NWP choir
Was saying “Neverwin’s gay”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You’re a bum
You’re a punk
Oh my God you’re a donk
Open pushing ahead - nope drawing dead
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy [censored]
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last

And that girl from the NWP choir’s
Still saying Neverwin’s gay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day

I could’ve been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you