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| Ty Cobb |
   
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26 | 13.61% |
| Joe Dimaggio |
  
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14 | 7.33% |
| Mickey Mantle |
  
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30 | 15.71% |
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119 | 62.30% |
| Tris Speaker |
  
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1 | 0.52% |
| Somebody Else |
  
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1 | 0.52% |
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#3891
08-17-2006, 11:18 PM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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Tell her you had no intentions of dating her, you just wanted to [censored] her. [/ QUOTE ] Now this, this had potential... Missed the boat on that one I guess. |
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#3892
08-18-2006, 12:26 AM
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Re: MID THREAD REAL LIFE BRAG... UPDATE1
ok, just had first date w/ "mary"
the following people will likely be in a fairly serious relationship in the near future: barron mary that is all. this girl is f*cking awesome. she loves sushi and eats well. very sexy in the jewish (but she's italian) kinda way. unfortunately she wore glasses which pissed me off though b/c one fo the things i remember strongly about her were her doughy eyes. she wouldn't take them off and promised next time not to wear them. mary is definately way way way into me though as i am her. we came back to myhouse and she sight read this piece my brother's piano teacher wrote w/o missing a beat. afterwards we kissed and i decided to take this very slowly. nothing more than kissing and light petting. jokingly said she could sleep here but w/ the obvious intention that i'd be driving her home in a bit. she lives <3minutes from my house. id say she is a 5-6/10 OOT standards in terms of looks. i think she is an absolute 10 in terms of personality, charm, intelligence, musical ability, and trustworthiness (i get that just from her aura and it's a guess but an educated one). she eats similar to me and i let her try my dressing and she loved it. she hates guys that dont like sushi and i took her to a good sushi place. diablo always accuses me of falling to easily and i do. i know im guilty of this so take everything w/ a grain of salt. or a salt lick, whatever you want but it's how i feel at the moment. "mary" is a pretty damn good fit for me and during dinner we had a funny conversation. she was like "i have to give you credit...i mean, i saw you get out of the pool and leave and was like 'damn, there he goes...' and then what seemed liek an hour later you came back and introduced yourself and i must give you props for that... and it made me very happy." which was followed by the cutest smile. later we had a lovely first kiss at the piano and i could feel her pulse race afterwards. she had to seriously take a long breath and looked me in the eye and was like "wow." "mary" rules. that is all. Barron |
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#3893
08-18-2006, 12:31 AM
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Re: MID THREAD REAL LIFE BRAG... UPDATE1
Nice Job. Hope things work out.
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#3894
08-18-2006, 12:31 AM
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Re: MID THREAD REAL LIFE BRAG... UPDATE1
Barron,
Awesome to hear that the first date went well. Also, everytime you say "doughy" it makes me think of Brian's Stay-Puft she-beast. I'm pretty sure you mean she had the eyes of a doe rather than those of Poppin' Fresh. |
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#3898
08-18-2006, 02:21 AM
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Re: banging chicks from myspace.com
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Tell her you had no intentions of dating her, you just wanted to [censored] her. [/ QUOTE ] DING DING DING correct answer. What do we have for him, Larry? |
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#3899
08-18-2006, 02:23 AM
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Re: Tunica Trip Report Part 2
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"Yeah that's a huge dealbreaker for me. Other very important things are "Right handed or left handed?", "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?", and "What side of the bed do you sleep on?". Too bad, you seem like a cool chick. We even like the same music. Oh well, other fish in the sea. You hear the cover of Iris Ronan Keating did this year? I thought it was brutal." pretty smooth recovery if I say so myself. as I said I think this chick thinks she's hot stuff so I'm negbombing her Thanks pete. [/ QUOTE ] np. I also agree that she's got some kind of insecurity issue if she's adding these photoshopped pillocks to her friend list. Trainwreck it goot when you do her, it'll be funny as [censored] to see her find out you were getting GGD cribs. |
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08-18-2006, 03:37 AM
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Re: Tunica Trip Report Part 2
I have two questions for OOT.
1) When a pregnant ex-stripper wife who now works at Huddle House (worse Waffle House), smokes a pack a day, and is bi-polar tells you "too fast" when you go in for a kiss after spending a few hours with her, does she mean "GTFO, you're ugly", or does she mean "you're ugly, but stay and keep me company cause i live in a small, boring town"? 2) How long after intercourse would it take for an STD to begin to manifest itself? :'( -Brian |
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