**Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October

[Tickner]

what does siihp mean

[thac]

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I think I'm gonna put in one last session before I head to Turning Stone. Probably gonna head back to .5/1 and just 4-table for 2 hours. Hopefully this goes as well as my other sessions have.

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300 hands of nl100, -$110 to a sick gay hand when my 2-outer completed his straight.

425 hands of nl50 after a dinner break, +$128.45.

All's well obv.

[Dexytp22]

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what does siihp mean

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stick it in her pus or pooper

[GSykes]

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lol, why morning after pill if shes on the pill anyway?

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beginning of the relationship didn't know if she was regular on the pill taking it every day girls are dumb obv

[Show da Scrilla]

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I play nl10 and have 10k hands worth of results/stats/graphs to share. Where do I make this post (I can't find a supposed Graphs/Results/Goals thread that I read in the uNL sticky) and what PokerTracker stats should I put on the post when I finally do post?

Thanks.

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Bump bump. Anybody?

[bknollenberg]

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my last gf was hot but also a super bitch, so you could imagine i was scrambling around to find a reliable planned parenthood when i [censored] up.

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Hahaha, for some reason I have an image of you running from store to store trying to find a morning-after pill. It's pretty funny imo.

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My GF and I don't use a condom and I pull out shes on the pill etc etc. I still withdraw every time except onetime I [censored] up and did the deed inside. So it was midnight and nothing was open so I search my friend wikipedia about the morning after pill and we waited to go to WalMart pharmacy and they had it and she had to answer some of these questions and I was right beside her as I purchased it with my debit card. So I think standard procedure was for my girlfriend to fill out the form but this dick head started saying them out loud and made my girlfriend to announce her answers.

The convo went like this.

Clerk: When was the last time you had unprotected sex.
GF: 12 Hours
Clerk: Were you raped?
GF: No
Clerk: Is this the man who raped you?
GF: What!?
Me: What the [censored].

Long story short after we went to go see Smokin' Aces and this is where my scree name originated from the character Alica Keys

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ex-gf was on the pill, finished the "deed" "inside" "her" every time, it was never an issue. on the contrary, it was [censored] awesome.

[PJo336]

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I play nl10 and have 10k hands worth of results/stats/graphs to share. Where do I make this post (I can't find a supposed Graphs/Results/Goals thread that I read in the uNL sticky) and what PokerTracker stats should I put on the post when I finally do post?

Thanks.

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Bump bump. Anybody?

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iits on the front page of this forum, the official stats thread

[C4LL4W4Y]

another ex gf was on the pill but she usually wanted it on her face. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[thac]

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I play nl10 and have 10k hands worth of results/stats/graphs to share. Where do I make this post (I can't find a supposed Graphs/Results/Goals thread that I read in the uNL sticky) and what PokerTracker stats should I put on the post when I finally do post?

Thanks.

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Bump bump. Anybody?

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ur joking right? i bumped it for you.

[PJo336]

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another ex gf was on the pill but she usually wanted it on her face. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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