**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)**

[Vyse]

Make a random one and I'll use itj ust because I don't have one. Make it funny.

[SirFelixCat]

Pretty easy fold after he pushes. You're behind 2pr, set, and a combo draw on the flop. I find a fold here after his push.

[Perk76]

Vyse...you prob coulda folded that hand...but I think you were tilted slightly..on the other table we were on, you got sacked by trying to push an idiot of top pair with your under pair of tens.

Maybe your just trying to force the issue?

[Manchild84]

Why am I a retard when taking shots sometimes? (Mind you, villain was 48/16/2.5, and just called a 3b w/ AT)

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $99.15
BB: $353.60
UTG: $130.60
CO: $117.00
Hero (BTN): $100.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $3.00

Flop: ($8.50) (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, BB calls $7.00

Turn: ($22.50) (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, BB calls $15.00

River: ($52.50) (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $52.50</font>, Hero calls $52.50

Pot Size: $157.50 ($2 Rake)

BB had (two pair, kings and threes) and WON (+$76.50)
Hero had and LOST (-$78.50)

[Vyse]

[ QUOTE ]
Vyse...you prob coulda folded that hand...but I think you were tilted slightly..on the other table we were on, you got sacked by trying to push an idiot of top pair with your under pair of tens.

Maybe your just trying to force the issue?

[/ QUOTE ]

The KK hand occurred early in my session I think. I don't recall the hand you posted but I realized as I was playing I was doing dumb things for no reason -- no, it wasn't tilt -- so I stopped.

[Perk76]

FullTiltPoker Game #2844477693: Table Bingham (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:25:49 ET - 2007/07/04
Seat 1: Vyse0wnzj00 ($24.90)
Seat 2: Perk76 ($24.75)
Seat 3: BrownTrout07 ($36.25)
Seat 4: simonson69 ($72.90)
Seat 5: clajon123 ($13.25)
Seat 6: greenberry2134 ($24.50)
Perk76 posts the small blind of $0.10
BrownTrout07 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Perk76 [5c Jh]
simonson69 calls $0.25
clajon123 folds
greenberry2134 raises to $1
Vyse0wnzj00 has 15 seconds left to act
Vyse0wnzj00 raises to $3.50
Perk76 folds
BrownTrout07 folds
simonson69 folds
greenberry2134 calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5s 5h]
greenberry2134 bets $7.60
Vyse0wnzj00 calls $7.60
*** TURN *** [Qh 5s 5h] [2h]
greenberry2134 checks
Vyse0wnzj00 bets $7
greenberry2134 calls $7
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5s 5h 2h] [5d]
greenberry2134 checks
Vyse0wnzj00 bets $6.80, and is all in
greenberry2134 calls $6.40, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.40 returned to Vyse0wnzj00
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vyse0wnzj00 shows [Ts Th] a full house, Fives full of Tens
greenberry2134 shows [Qs Kd] a full house, Fives full of Queens
greenberry2134 wins the pot ($47.15) with a full house, Fives full of Queens
Vyse0wnzj00 adds $24.60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.60 | Rake $2.45
Board: [Qh 5s 5h 2h 5d]
Seat 1: Vyse0wnzj00 (button) showed [Ts Th] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 2: Perk76 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: BrownTrout07 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: simonson69 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: clajon123 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: greenberry2134 showed [Qs Kd] and won ($47.15) with a full house, Fives full of Queens

[Vyse]

Actually I was genuinely confused there, and I saved it to ask people later wtf to do v that flop donk. The rest of the hand was misplayed due to the flop

[wildzer0]

[ QUOTE ]
Make a random one and I'll use itj ust because I don't have one. Make it funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think this is funny but I have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

[Manchild84]

Phew. Standard, yet scary. Had a really hard time believing I was good here:

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $36.50
BB: $63.85
UTG: $24.50
Hero (CO): $64.90
BTN: $42.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN calls $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $6.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $61.85</font>, Hero calls $43.85

Turn: ($129.95) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($129.95) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $129.95 ($2 Rake)

BB had (a pair of threes) and LOST (-$63.85)
Hero had (three threes) and WON (+$63.15)

[kolotoure]

I hate 1/2 because my winrate is 1ptbb/100