STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)

[AMT]

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I accidentally made some African American dudes mad

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I really hate that politically correct phrase. 99% of the black people you meet aren't African Americans. They're just plain Americans and they happen to be black. Anyone with me on this?

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im with you on being against political correctness...and im with you about african american being a bad term because its used for all black people...which is why i just say black people, and i dont see any issue with that. so yeah i kind of agree [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Al,

Seems like something George Castanza would do.

[Prodigy54321]

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Al,

Seems like something George Castanza would do.

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-"That's not the sign."
-"Well it was when I was bangin'!!!"

[Finnisher]

Some people don't like pushbots...

Legit_Cope: hey you ****ing arab mullet i hate you

[BHokie1]

Hokie Balla can fly

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Lol Alex. I'm against political correctness anyways, but that one term just really bothers me. Not only is it inaccurate, but I feel that if anyone actually thought about like I just did, they would find it MORE offensive.

[J-P]

Anyone that plays on Full Tilt and cascades their tables, do they not pop up to the front for you when its your action on that table??? I just played a set where I had to find all the highlighted and blinking tables in the taskbar and it drove me crazy.

[aujoz]

Brag:
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This weather scares me. I went to get coffee this morning and almost put down the top on my convertible. The birds a-+*-**/re incredibly loud over here. My windows are down. This is supposed to be winter.


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Beat:
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CLiff Notes: I saw Rocky, I accidentally made some African American dudes mad. They wanted to beat my ass, I drove away in station wagon.


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Variance:
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and I let out a Mike Matusow style "VINDICATION!!!"


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[SlackerMcFly]

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"If you wanna go, then let's go outside. Wheather is nice tonight" WTF have I gotten myself into, keep in mind that I am a fairly small white dude who has never been in a fight in my life. Needless to say I was pretty scared. But like a true poker player I said the following thing:

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"See, we have a problem here. Somebody you very recently met is a Navy Seal. He doesn't know how to fight guys. He just knows how to kill them."

That's what Gtrhtr would have done......

[WordWhiz]

Well I'm running like crap too. Down around 100 buyins. My sharkscope graph looks like a damn cliff. The following 3 hands all occurred at 114's. There are obviously still some fish out there; wish I could get some luck against them:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1670
UTG+1: t940
MP1: t765
MP2: t3050
MP3: t1605
Hero: t1455
Button: t1205
SB: t1460
BB: t1350

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t120</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls t120 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t165)</font>, 3 folds.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t285, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MP1 bets t150</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t420</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises all-in t645</font>, Hero calls t225 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1350)</font>.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1575, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1575)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1575, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1575)


Results:
Final pot: t1575
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed Kd Qc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ac Ah</font>

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t25/t50
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1665
UTG+1: t1585
Hero: t1415
MP2: t1415
CO: t1415
Button: t1215
SB: t960
BB: t3830

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t150</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in t960</font>, BB folds, Hero calls t810 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1160)</font>.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1970, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1970)


Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1970, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1970)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1970, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1970)


Results:
Final pot: t1970
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ah As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 4s Jd</font>

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1970
UTG+1: t5295
MP1: t1410
CO: t1285
Hero: t910
SB: t1415
BB: t1215

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t100 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t910</font>, SB calls t860 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1160)</font>, 2 folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2020, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2020)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2020, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2020)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2020, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2020)


Results:
Final pot: t2020
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Js 2c</font>


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2795
UTG+1: t2245
MP1: t2285
CO: t2905
Button: t865
SB: t1050
Hero: t1355

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to t600</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t1355</font>, UTG calls t755 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2055)</font>.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)


Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)


Results:
Final pot: t2810
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Kc 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 9s 9c</font>