banging chicks from myspace.com

[fslexcduck]

she is hot, bro!

and you're fine, just be yourself. stop trying so hard and don't use such big words. you can still be witty without the big words, and that would be my advice. that, and don't write "you're kitten" in the opening line, WTF?!?!?

oh can you respond to your gchat at some point?

edit: wtf, she is 3 years older than you! how is there an age thing at all? are you crazy? what is with you people? why would anyone even think to bring that up?

but if it comes up again, just say something like "what did the 80's ever do to you? quit holding a grudge!" or something. direction now is normal questions, obviously. like for instance "hey so if it isn't a comedy school you're opening, what kind of school is it?" or whatever.

[Hitchhiker]

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wtf, she is 3 years older than you! how is there an age thing at all? are you crazy? what is with you people? why would anyone even think to bring that up?

but if it comes up again, just say something like "what did the 80's ever do to you? quit holding a grudge!" or something. direction now is normal questions, obviously. like for instance "hey so if it isn't a comedy school you're opening, what kind of school is it?" or whatever.

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I have no issue with the age thing, that's my perfect target age, really, but she seems to, as she's brought it up three times.

[Vehn]

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you want cliffs on GGD, PM me.

You ought to pick up (cough) a couple of their records if you want to work her up. Sounds like a dealbreaker for sure.

Ask how many Z's are in Johnny's surname. (2)

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"Heroes I would have to say that my heros are Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls and my parents." in her profile [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I went with:


"Yeah that's a huge dealbreaker for me. Other very important things are "Right handed or left handed?", "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?", and "What side of the bed do you sleep on?". Too bad, you seem like a cool chick. We even like the same music. Oh well, other fish in the sea.

You hear the cover of Iris Ronan Keating did this year? I thought it was brutal."

pretty smooth recovery if I say so myself. as I said I think this chick thinks she's hot stuff so I'm negbombing her [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Thanks pete.

one more thing

these are her top 8 friends



ABS AHOY

[young Nut]

Haven't visited this thread in a while, probably 3 months or so, but I am thrilled that it is being brought back from the dead by the recent posts. Brian....amazing work and hilarious trip reports. Keep the updates coming guys.

[jeffreyryann]

here's mine, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=39344951 I've had it for a while now but I think it needs some work if I wanna get in on this hilarity. Any suggestions? Thinking I should take out the shirtless and bodybuilding stuff because it makes me look gay and a ton of gay guys msg me which isn't what I'm shooting for lol

[Shilly]

Step One: Take off that song...

[jeffreyryann]

haha oh yea I forgot about that, it's not my song it's someone who left a comment

[Vehn]

those pictures are awwwwwful [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] delete em all. If you have a good body show it off in some casual picture not of you flexing for god's sake [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[TIEdup14]

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Thoughts First Waking Up: The ways I can permanantly cripple my dog for waking me up [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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And you want to meet women with this profile???

[TIEdup14]

Looking at the rest of it, I'm not convinced this isnt a gimmick account/gimmick myspace profile created for our amusement.