Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[Shizzle12345]

wjhy the fk is everyone winning from these idiots, They keep catching the fking nuts agianst my 2nd nuts. Somehow its impossible to win here. :S

[Vyse]

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See the ssnl thread for the answer

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lol @ caring enough to tell everyone here but not finish the job

[Ignignokt]

Making money off position LAGs:

CO is a blind stealer. Otherwise quite TAGgy, if folded to him in CO or Button, he raises every time.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($6.30)
MP1 ($26.50)
MP2 ($24.40)
MP3 ($30.05)
CO ($27.75)
Button ($24.50)
Hero ($34.20)
BB ($24.40)
UTG ($24.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $2.

Flop: ($6.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $10</font>, CO folds.


Ditto for villain here. You'd think that he'd have noticed that I usually fold to his stupid 4x button open-raises.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 ($6.05)
MP2 ($25)
CO ($30.20)
Button ($35.75)
SB ($26.20)
Hero ($25.60)
UTG ($23.80)
UTG+1 ($24.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $8.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $25.85</font>, Button folds.

[Vyse]

lol9max

[Shizzle12345]

WHY TFK IG DSFKLJDSKLFJDS KLFJDS:KLGVDNS:KL FCANT I FKING WIN FOM THESE FKING IDIOTS KLDSJFKLDSJFKLDSJFL WELSKJS&lt;nv,

Im getting so mad here. I reach 1k and immidiatly drop 5 fking buyins in like 900 hands to the biggest fking fishes on that site. They call my push with low pocket pairs and make their fking sets. Its not fun to be down like 5 buyins to super idiots over 10k hands. I guess poker is all luck after all.

[shoxbb6]

[Ignignokt]

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lol9max

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sry I play both. doesn't everyone?

[kolotoure]

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See the ssnl thread for the answer

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lol @ caring enough to tell everyone here but not finish the job

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basically she is a girl i work with who i have a mega crush on

[tehDiceman]

why cant i ever win a donkament. why?

bah.

[Ikaika]

if any of you guys is DeadRinger11 on Stars please stop owning my face so hard.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $50.55
BB: $22.65
<u>UTG: $59.55</u>
MP: $13.25
<u>Hero (CO): $26.75</u>
BTN: $6.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $1.00

Flop: ($2.85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $6.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($14.85) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $9.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $19.50</font>, UTG calls $10.00

River: ($53.85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $53.85 ($2.65 Rake)

UTG had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Deuces full of Eights) and WON (+$24.45)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$26.75)