How many 5 year-olds..... - Page 38

odellthurman · #**371** 03-16-2005, 06:41 PM

One followup question - Would my son and his buddies fight gonores only, or gonores AND his personal assistant?

tolbiny · #**372** 03-16-2005, 06:45 PM

ok-
assuming an average sized high scholl gymnasium-
i think i could take 70-80 if i have a week or two to get ready.

I start in the middle of the room- when the whistle blows (or whatever) i lower my shoulder and sprint in any direction- bowling over five or six kids. i cut hard to either the right or the left knocking over a few more, cut again, a couple more. this should scatter most of the kids as i keep this up and then i grab one shrieking little sh*t by the ankles and use him as a weapon if any amount of them has formed a group i toss him directly into their center. i do this any time i see a clump of them organizing. Other wise i stick to the charge at them philosophy, pausing for breath and punch and kick whoever is closest. I think i could def take 70.

odellthurman · #**373** 03-17-2005, 01:05 AM

I discussed this with my son this evening before he went to bed, and he is ready to whip some ass.

bholdr · #**374** 03-17-2005, 02:11 AM

any forum, anywhere, hands down, the G.O.A.T.

and my answer is 'all of them'.

yoshi_yoshi · #**375** 03-17-2005, 04:58 AM

thank you, sir

wacki · #**376** 03-17-2005, 05:00 AM

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WE have the technology to do this-
we just clone Evan and give him a couple of years to grow.

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wow.

nihasa3000 · #**377** 03-20-2005, 03:26 PM

I think what the most of you are forgetting is the fact that you are drunk...I don't know how well you can react, but I know I do slag a bit...I could probably take on about 25 5 year olds...I know karate, but still being drunk plays a bigger role then what you think... <font color="red"> </font>

hicherbie · #**378** 03-20-2005, 03:45 PM

yeah dude 30 is a lot.
and im 6'1, so im sure id be taking heavy fire in all the wrong places.
maybe 10, i could beat the crap out of ten.

Grey · #**379** 03-20-2005, 05:41 PM

[ QUOTE ]
ok-
assuming an average sized high scholl gymnasium-
i think i could take 70-80 if i have a week or two to get ready.

I start in the middle of the room- when the whistle blows (or whatever) i lower my shoulder and sprint in any direction- bowling over five or six kids. i cut hard to either the right or the left knocking over a few more, cut again, a couple more. this should scatter most of the kids as i keep this up and then i grab one shrieking little sh*t by the ankles and use him as a weapon if any amount of them has formed a group i toss him directly into their center. i do this any time i see a clump of them organizing. Other wise i stick to the charge at them philosophy, pausing for breath and punch and kick whoever is closest. I think i could def take 70.

[/ QUOTE ]I think you're overestimating how well a thrown kid will disperse a crowd, and underestimating both their regrouping speed, and their ability to avoid your shoulder. Unless you're sonic the hedgehog. 5-year olds tend to be on the short side.

Martin Aigner · #**380** 03-20-2005, 08:09 PM

hilarious