The Vegetarian Torture

[El Diablo]

Elaine,

Or prolong them?

[ElaineMonster]

Did you really have to go there?

[The DaveR]

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Evan,

Lets say i cook a pancake and i put it on a rabbit's head, like so:







Does the rabbit own the pancake, or do i own the pancake? Can Rabbit's own pancakes?

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I had rabbit last night. And fava beans. No chianti though.

[The DaveR]

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"meet"

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OMFG.

scrub

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Can I name your new 2+2 account?

[CallMeIshmael]

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there are many documented cases of dogs, pigs, dolphins, (i'm sure the list goes on) saving human lives without being forced to.

there are many cases of retarded people laying around, pissing and [censored] on themselves helplessly.

hence there are many animals with more intelligence and compassion than some retarded people.

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Excellent story. It must be proven!


FWIW, I actually think this might be the dumbest comment in this thread. By objective definitions of intelligence, the gap between the dumbest human and the most intelligent non-human animal is just ABSURD.

Even the most intelligent cannot COME CLOSE to learning to read/write/do simple math, which nearly all people with down syndrome can do.

[Vehn]

meh

[El Ishmael]

I'd link a picture of Puddy talking about Koko and a bottle of Downy detergent, but that's probably redundant at this point.

[scrub]

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"meet"

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OMFG.

scrub

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Can I name your new 2+2 account?

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I am sticking it out, homie.

I might let you pick my next PP screen name, though.

Nobody's caught me before I edited a typo before!

scrub

[jay b.]

Find their stash of napkins and think "Mutton".

[ChicagoTroy]

Less hypothetical. I know people whose only animal protein is coming from fish they've caught and wild game. Is that a problem?