banging chicks from myspace.com

[His Boy Elroy]

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alright, girl from last night is coming over again. after talking dirty to me over the 'net for an hour last night, sending me naked pics of herself, and claiming she "got off" during our chat, I'm srsly the biggest/ugliest loser ever if I can't close this tonight.

-Brian

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And why haven't I seen these pics yet?

[surfinillini]

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And why haven't I seen these pics yet?

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b/c they're nasty, real nasty

[jkkkk]

these girls are messaging you out of nowhere?

meh, I'm jealous.

[Tuco]

Oh yes there are nasty. And by nasty I mean freaking awesome. BTW, what the hell is with the pic that ends with p*ssy3? Does she have a cleft vagina or something? Is it her ass? I'm stumped.

Tuco.

[g-p]

duck im going to add you because i need more lesbian myspace friends,
gabe p

[Klompy]

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alright, girl from last night is coming over again. after talking dirty to me over the 'net for an hour last night, sending me naked pics of herself, and claiming she "got off" during our chat, I'm srsly the biggest/ugliest loser ever if I can't close this tonight.

-Brian

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And why haven't I seen these pics yet?

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go a little ways back in the thread, there's 4 links to pics

[Brian]

I can't post the pics here 'cause they are NSFW. Just e-mail me at [email protected] if you wanna see 'em.

@ Tuco: LOL cleft vagina, I dunno man, thats what fatty snatch looks like. Unfortunately, it looks normal to me.

I don't even feel like posting a trip report for this girl, but since even BEP is interested, here goes:

She msged me around 6:00 or so (I was out at dinner) asking me if I still wanted her to come over and saying she was going out to dinner w/ her family. I msged her around 6:45 and said yeah to come over whenever she got home. Around 7:15 I started adding mass 2+2'ers to my friends list and noticed I had a new friend request in from the girl (I haven't decided whether or not to approve, but I think I will... read on) So I msged her and told her to come over now, she said k.

She showed up around 7:45 or so, I walked her into my house and she plopped down on one of my leather chairs. We watched the end of Daily Show and then I said, "Let's pick out a movie to watch." Her indecisive self couldn't find one, so I told her she had 10 seconds to pick one or else she was gonna watch Reservoir Dogs, which I ensured her she would hate. This prompted a selection of The Corpse Bride, which I haven't managed to sit all the way through (still haven't [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img])

About 5m into the movie, I went in for a kiss. She basically lied there like a limp wet blanket, and didn't resist any of my hand progressions. At this point, I knew it was in the bag, and immediately lost my boner. Such is life.

I wish the story ended there, but it doesn't. I went ahead and screwed her anyways (wore a condom tho this time, not as bad as I remember them) Uhm nothing is gonna compare to the lesbian story, basically we just did missionary for about 5m, then some doggie, then finished missionary. Total about 10m, prob some of the worst sex of my life, and same for her no doubt. Her face isnt that attractive w/o all the hair in it and that made things hard, and also as Tuco pointed out she has a cleft vagina lol. oooh man...

So we finished up Corpse Bride and I went to get a drink and offered her something. I had mentioned Smirnoff the night before, and so she asked for that.. I wanted her out so desperately so I hid all the alcohol and toldher all I had was beer, she said nah just water. I also took this opportunity to make a quick call to my parents and told them to call me back 30m later...

30m later... and I make it sound like my parents need me to come over to their house to pick up my dog (sort of true, I had left Daisy over threre for the weekend, and thats where Iam typing this from right now). She had planned on staying the night and seemed a bit bummed out, she also invited me to come to her friend's birthday party on Wednesday. I don' tthink I am gonna link her profile yet, cause I will probably go and attempt to bang the friend. Or at least expand my social circle a bit.

Overall, I believe I am probably doomed to want what I can't have and hate whatever a girl gives me. This is common amongst men as far as I know so at least I'm not alone.

I'd write more but I'm at my parents and this 17" CRT is giving me headaches and the keyboard is so old the keys stick lol.

-Brian

P.S. one of her boobs is B cup the other is C cup, it is very strange. not like a minor difference like most girls, these are two very distinct size breasts.

[His Boy Elroy]

Best trip report ever?

[MyTurn2Raise]

wow

[Brian]

Well I'm glad you enjoyed it, but I had to piss on my hands just to get her stench off me.

-Brian