Female on Paxil, Things have changed

[El Diablo]

M,

Good point. I think she is just f'in with him. Like, hahahaha this is funny stuff, whoa, wtf? don't try to touch my pussy you dweeb.

[tuq]

I'm running out of ideas here. Maybe attempt to assassinate a high-ranking official of the government and then when you get caught say you did it because you love her?

I strongly suspect you will be babysitting her children one day, and after you put them to bed will curl up with a book titled "Eunuchs for Dummies".

[Blarg]

The Taxi Driver/Mark David Chapman angle. I like it! And if you've read Catcher in the Rye, you've got some of the prep work done already.

[El Diablo]

Blarg,

I thought it was the John Hinckley angle.

[Blarg]

Just covering all the bases. Maniacs need variety, too.

[Cancer Merchant]

Dude, I found your chances with this girl.

[tuq]

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Just covering all the bases. Maniacs need variety, too.

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I totally forgot about John Lennon.

Doc7, I'm changing my suggestion from "assassination of high-level government official" to "kill Scott Stapp". Even I would be moved by that gesture. Be sure to post a trip report.

[Doc7]

wtf are you guys talking about, i'm at 2nd/3rd base with her as it is and likely moving further along with that.

you guys seriously need better reading comprehension.

[bigt2k4]

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wtf are you guys talking about, i'm at 2nd/3rd base with her as it is and likely moving further along with that.

you guys seriously need better reading comprehension.

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I knew this was a gimmick thread, nh

[Cancer Merchant]

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wtf are you guys talking about, i'm at 2nd/3rd base with her as it is and likely moving further along with that.

you guys seriously need better reading comprehension.

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You should have also 3-holed a half dozen chicks by now. You seriously need to learn that there are more fish in the sea.



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