**Official uNL microbrew thread:April**

[ybother]

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I have a great business idea:

Start a poker site where short stacks get all in pf with crap dominated hands and win 95% of the time.

I shall call it Pokerstars.

[censored] site is so rigged it's laughable

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yep even hsnl had some petition to stars going to raise the min buyin last month

[fees]

YAY im going to PS tomrrow SHIP IT HOLLA short stacker 4 lyuf btw ipot PM me ur name ill PM u mine we'll post hands we play agaisnt each other

[Xanta]

Table selection is without a doubt the best part of my game right now, but this was just ridiculous. I took 3 buyins off the 75/55 also. Good day, could've been great if I put in more hands and ran a little better.

I present to you my first MSPaint artwork, entitled Jesus Seat

[kaz2107]

k i honestly run terrible. i lost 2 70/30s for 300bbs each, several 80/20s and countless 60/40s. this is outrageous. my w$@sd is 36FUCKING% over my last 7k hands. i should b able to get that number by [censored] shoving any 2 at any time. this is so wack ass. [censored]. sittin with a 85 45 and the 4 or 5 times i enter a pot with him i dont hit [censored] and cbet or even 2 barrel into him and he shoves his 400bb stack into. then in tha next 6 mins two retards call him with nothing when he has tp and both suck out on him taking his entire [censored] stack. i get nada from him after playin on his direct left for an hour. nothing but Ace high and stupid ass low pps. god. so much for playin 50k hands this month. with this pace ill have killed myself 50 times by tha end of tha month. luckily tomorow i have a calc 4 test i have to study for so i wont be able to lose any more money. idk wut the fish will do without my steady 4-5 buy ins for tha night. they will all go busto im sure and when i play friday there will b nothin but regs playin. SIGH

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lol i guess ill post my graph for people to chuckle about and feel all warm and cozy inside tonight as u nestle under ur beds [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]



PPS
i also just pokerstoved my two biggest hands tonight. i had more then 80% equity in both when money when in tha middle. if i win both of those im break even today and things r ok. but no things r wack ass

PPPS
Xanta that is really solid. do one for me to illustrate tha crappyness of poker for me right now that will liven my night up [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Xanta]

Kaz, I could be doing my calc assignment right now but I have an excellent MSPaint idea. What site do you play on?

[Everlong]

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Table selection is without a doubt the best part of my game right now, but this was just ridiculous. I took 3 buyins off the 75/55 also. Good day, could've been great if I put in more hands and ran a little better.

I present to you my first MSPaint artwork, entitled Jesus Seat



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[Everlong]

Mine is called:

1. Play 1/10 of your normal volume
2. "Appreciate how good you are running LOLOLOL"
3. Profit

This is April on the laptop:

[Xanta]

God damn it this is so much fun. Not my best but not bad for a quickie. Bed time now, calc can wait till morning.

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my w$@sd is 36FUCKING% over my last 7k hands. i should b able to get that number by [censored] shoving any 2 at any time.

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[kazana]

Going from 4 to 6 tables is surprisingly easy.
Maybe because I've been 4 tabling for almost 10 months now.

If things continue to go well (read: I play well enough to feel confident about my game), then I might ramp it up to 7 soon.

Of course this also goes pretty easy since April is my month of the nit. No needs to worry about getting paid off at Party ftw.

[ipot]

today sucked ass, please let tomorrow be better