When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[Buzz-cp]

ok hunlo8 is really weird.

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First, I'm down to 1 month till I defend my thesis and still have about 40ish pages to write and a committee to select. This is like the first poker I've played in over a week.

Second, I got tired of getting pushed around in the blinds, so I took a stand, play bad/get there anyways style.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 4h 2d (full house, twos full of nines).
SB has Ah As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB.

[V4P]

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First, I'm down to 1 month till I defend my thesis and still have about 40ish pages to write and a committee to select. This is like the first poker I've played in over a week.

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What is your thesis?

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What is your thesis?

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Don't have a formal title yet, but I'm processing aluminum paints to make dry powder for IR smoke screens.

[FUJItheFISH]

buzz

for the SnG leaderboard (high or low) you will have to play a lot. for the MTT leaderboard im sure a few really high places in mid-buyin tournaments with hundreds of players will be good enough. but, that may take you a lot or a little number of tournaments depending on how hot (or cold) you are running.

my goal for november will be to play lots of $22 tourneys in the first two weeks and then play lots of $33 tourneys in the next two weeks and then play a mix to win top spots for both leaderboards. winning both would net me a cool 1100 plus the glorious rakesbacks and would be a nice bonus for withering my body away on the internets.

[Absolution]

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What is your thesis?

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Don't have a formal title yet, but I'm processing aluminum paints to make dry powder for IR smoke screens.

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WOW ME TOO.

<font color="white"> Not really. </font>

[NIX]

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What is your thesis?

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Don't have a formal title yet, but I'm processing aluminum paints to make dry powder for IR smoke screens.

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WOW ME TOO.

<font color="white"> Not really. </font>

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I know about five others working on the same project at other schools. You got my hopes up till I hit the 'quote' button. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What are you working on?

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What is your thesis?

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Don't have a formal title yet, but I'm processing aluminum paints to make dry powder for IR smoke screens.

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WOW ME TOO.

<font color="white"> Not really. </font>

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I know about five others working on the same project at other schools. You got my hopes up till I hit the 'quote' button. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What are you working on?

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My Masters thesis was on improving the diagnosis of ADHD using data mining and expert systems.

[Shillx]

God I suck at sports betting. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Need Texas to cover (-10) Ahhhh. Also have WSU (+1.5). So for I'm 3-2 on the day and I missed the home run +2650 6 game parlay. And USC was the team to blow it!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Oh well you better be getting [censored] up tonight Cash! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] What a great college football game.

And Wookie - Mirror Pond Pale Ale = Underwhelming. Thought I'd try it though

[FUJItheFISH]

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Alright dammit. I'm drunk. Everyone has levt. And, uhh,m Oh yeah, I'm drunk.

Ozi wants a story.

Well.

I'lle tell teh lap dance story.

and I'll inclube a pidc. Whch is a horrible idea. But I'll do it anyway.



You see, the wouan who was singing here had met me in Waterloo, ONT, CA. She fell madly in love w/ me when I was trying to take a nap in her bed, but failed miserably. I discovered that I could cause her to come by ticling the inside of her elbow. And then I found out she was 40 [censored] 5 years old. I was thinking like 37, but I was wrong. She's old. So, wehn I was in Albany, and i walked in teh dor, she greeted em w/ a kiss on hte cheek. And at the end of the night for her last song, she called me to the stage. And called for a chair . And that's when I knew I was csrewed. She was going to have her way w/ me, or else I was going to caus e a horribly un- sesy scene. So Ip layed alon g with it.

Consequently, I was the subject of many picturese as people caputured them weith their diigi cams, and I put on a good show for them. I pretedned like I actually ehnjoyed being up on stage molested ybe some woman. And yet, having become a lap dance celebrity, This woman made me a minor celbringty inAblayny. And that's good. Because I'm too drunk to say it's a bad idea. Anyway, I'll recover from teh emotional trauma, and when I do, I will be well. And being well is good. Weeeeee. Alcohole!!!

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so that's how you built your roll. playing the sugar mama card - nice wookie.

fuji