banging chicks from myspace.com

[SoCalRugger]

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doubtful, but I find Brian's escapades quite ammusing, probably the most ammusing thusfar and I've been following this thread since inception

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I doubt there's a single person who would disagree with this.

[Brian]

TimM,

This is some great stuff, thanks for pinpointing my problem and linking me to the solution. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] The 7 hours thing is probably totally true for the girl from tonight, we'd only been together for like an hour. As for the girl from over the weekend, I definitely should have been doing The Freeze Out when she resisted, and gotten her to play some Poker with me or something, instead of just lying there and continuing to make-out.

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(4)"We should stop." This is for token resistence: when a girl comes up with lots of stupid excuses why you shouldn't be hooking up. In those cases you just say, "You're right, we should stop," and keep going.

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Yeah, this is the line I have been running - w/o much success. Apparently, this hasn't been classic resistance I am up against. Glad we diagnosed the problem.

-Brian

[surfinillini]

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doubtful, but I find Brian's escapades quite ammusing, probably the most ammusing thusfar and I've been following this thread since inception

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I doubt there's a single person who would disagree with this.

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what's great about Brian's attempts is that he is realistic about his expectations. While many others are searching for 7-10s, Brian has leveled the playing field by finding girls as desperate as him, sexually depraved 4s, 5s, and 6s with an extremely low level of self esteem.

Not only is he realistic with himself but he's realistic in this thread, not bragging about finding 8+'s who he could possibly marry, but bragging about putting close to zero effort into banging the girls that we all would probably bang after a few drinks, only we don't because our friends, roommates, and such would give us hell to pay for it for weeks, months, and even years to come.

Good job Brian, I (and hopefully teh rest of OOT) commend you on your efforts and your success thus far...keep up the good work (including trip reports and pics of these hogs) [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[TimM]

I just wish I could try some of this stuff myself. Playing in the 30-40 range definitely sucks.

[Brian]

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I just wish I could try some of this stuff myself. Playing in the 30-40 range definitely sucks.

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Yeah, well that's what the thread is all about. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I didn't give much of my backstory in fear of tl;dr, but that's why I seperated from the girl I have been with for the past 4 years. I didn't want to find myself 35 years old and wishing I had gotten more tail when I was still young and there was still "game" to be had. I doubt I will ever find anyone as good as she is for me, though, so that's why we're just seperated - but it's really starting to catch up to me. At first I went on a whoooooooore campaign, but now that things are slowing down, I really just want to be back with her. :'(

-Brian

[DcifrThs]

lol...so you're telling me theres a chance [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

seriously though it's kinda joking w/ the whole seriousness thing. one step at a time is how i take relationships be them in real life or (i guess starting now) on the net...

thanks for the vote of confidence though...im sure i'll post updates as we move along (that is IF we move along)

btw, we just had a v v v long convo about family values among other things.

unless she is just lying w/ me to randomly f*ck w/ some guy she is a great girl.

Barron

[fslexcduck]

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ok this one emailed me. my first real real myspace date, i've set it up for sunday... this is the exchange and then some pics. i will let you know how it turns out.


hey girl,

yea im very jewish lol. that's why i was able to kid about it...u know what i mean? ..anyways are you?

traveling sounds nice, i was suppose to go to thailand this summer, but that fell through, i guess i can always go when im finished school or between semesters. what di you get ur degree in?

yea, i'd love to show you aorund...how much are you looking for renting a room?...hope that goes well, i'd be more than happy to take u out of that misery..but a little scared by the time u see me, ur gonna wanna hit something lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]...

my phone is dead, im going to the gym now, i'll call u later today or tomm to touch base...sunday night sounds good, but i have work mond morning (training clients) so it's fine..but maybe we can do the tea lounge


later
xxx-xxx-xxxx


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From: vanessa
Date: Aug 10, 2006 11:18 PM

yo chloe,

so you say it's very jewish (ehh), i got the impression from your profile that you're very into the culture and religion. is that not the case? what do you think?

as to what i;ve been up to, the real answer is not much. i was in college until 05, i graduated, travelled and did research for a while, and gambled a lot (poker specifically). i made a bunch of money, had some great and different experiences, and now i'm back ready for the quote unquote real world.

anyways, id love to check out these places you're talking about. what are you up to sunday night? since you're not working, and i'm not working, i figure we can go out on a school night and break all the rules... what do you think? i'm going to be around during the day interviewing tons of people for the whole roommate position thing so if you can make my night less painful, that'd bne great.

email me at xxxxxxxxx or call me (preferable, i'll be out and about for a while) at xxxxxxxxxx

let me know
-v



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From: chloe
Date: Aug 10, 2006 12:06 PM

hey girl,

My neighboorhood is called flatbush, it's very jewish (ehh) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]...but 2nd and 6th is great, if you odn't know much about brooklyn, there are amazing shopping, cafes and bars there...your new "work"/Hang hotspot will be the tea lounge...if not i'll make it, i swear by that place lol...umm also cattyshack is there...if you want i can show you around.

wow so your free...that's great, w hat do you do? im in college for nutrition and i personal train. this summer session II i took a break so basically im only working now, which leaves me the full day for fun and games [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]...it's my first time having nothing to do in a looong time..im one of those so busy kinda girl, that's it's so nice to chillax now.

well if you lliked snapshot, give me your email ill send u an evite to my bday party there...i know its late but u have no work to go too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

well about myself...hmm i f this wasn't enough, i work out alot, run, tennis, vintage shopping, chillling with beer and freinds, umm is this a resume hehe...okay if you wantto know anything ask...im gonna head over to the bedford park now with a friend's dog (boxer)

later
chloe
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From: vanessa
Date: Aug 9, 2006 12:55 PM

what neighborhood do you live in? (this is where i pretend i know something about brooklyn when in all honesty, i have no clue. but you should tell me so i can pretend) how long have you been living here?

i'm moving to 2nd st right near 5th ave. it seems like a pretty cool place to be from what I can tell, and the apartment is super nice. i'm actually in the middle of finding roommates so doing interviews and all that stuff coming up. luckily i dont start work for another few weeks so i have time to take care of everything.

ive only been to snapshot once but it was really fun. it was for their "queer prom" a couple months back. actually it was weird that i ran into like 20 people i knew even though i've never really lived in nyc. guess the lesbians dont have too many places to go...

so tell me more about yourself, what kind of stuff you do for fun (you're in college, right?), what have you been doing all summer?

~v







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From: chloe
Date: Aug 9, 2006 11:36 AM

haha very funny...

yea i live around 10 min into bk from the slope...im a native new yorker so y ea....what area are you moving to?...there are such amazing cafes, lounges and places there...i might switch to the crunch in park slope and start personal training there instead of going into the city every day...

too bad about snapshot, tue aug 15 is my bday and im having dinner with friends and then we're going to snapshot...u should come, it may add good karma to my special day [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

c



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From: vanessa
Date: Aug 9, 2006 12:08 AM

hi, no i wasn't at starlight. i used to go there all the time, maybe 3 years ago. so maybe you felt my karma, or whatever.

hey where in brooklyn do you live? i'm moving there in about a month or so, to park slope.

-vanessa


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From: chloe
Date: Aug 7, 2006 9:20 PM

hey, wanted to say hi to fellow "modest" jewess...lol. No but seriously, where u at starlight last night, you look familiar?

~chloe







i feel she may be slightly out of my league in all honesty, but hey she initiated the contact and has gone out of her way to get me to go out, so i guess that is a good sign. progress will be updated after sunday.

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more correspondence (tl;dr):

hey girl,

im in park slope right now iwth a friend...we just finished a movie, would u like to chill out now a lil..? it would be chill...

yea i was talking about the hipster park of the burg, my ex gf lived there and i fken love that neighboorhood...


so call me and get off this computer, and let's see the town a bit..

chloe
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From: vanessa
Date: Aug 12, 2006 9:57 AM

oh just the re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re :re:re:re:re:re:re:re:

subject line was getting out of hand.

also, i am spending so much time currently on the [censored] computer due to this apt thing that i am always here. i feel i could wait to message you back to look cooler than i am, but hey that would not be my style ;-) the dinner thing i just meant on sunday, i am having dinner with a friend at 7 in park slope, so we could get together after that.

as for last night, i went out with an old high school friend of mine. i live in this town in NJ that has gotten all trendy and now there are bars everywhere, so we went to one of the bars. i twas so weird, we ran into like 30 people from high school, most who i didnt even know really. it was kind of itneresting seeing what everyone was up to and how they had changed and everything, but i definitely don't feel compelled to go back =)

you said you grew up in the city, where did you go to HS? do you still keep in touch with friends from HS or not really?

and yeah i know williamsburg a little bit but trust me it is toooooo jewish. wel some parts of it you know the hasidim... man i just cringe thinking about their lives and what if my life was like that. perhaps that make sme a bad person, but yeah i really cant deal. might be partly related to bad memories of my uber orthodox grandfather (actually i think he livesin flatbush too, lol maybe you guys could be buds) but yeah i know it is changing and there's the whole hipster section of town too now ;-) but i havent been there much.

roommating starts tomorrow. you got anything fun going on this weekend?

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From: chloe
Date: Aug 12, 2006 12:30 PM

hey...

what's getting out of hand?

so who's this jewish girl...lol, there aren't many of us i guess. I grew up very relegious but am not now. I really enjoy the culture and being part of something. not all my gf's were jewish, and the ones who were i found out later so...yea...

how was dinner last night? i got home so late, i just ate dinner and passed out. it's great to be home again...I had sleeping out at freinds houses..But i have so many friends in the city and williamsbug/greenpoint there's almost no point...wait, do you know those neighboorhoods? ..(kick ass) i swear u'll fall in love...

have fun roomating...
c



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From: vanessa
Date: Aug 11, 2006 1:42 PM

hey chloe,

do you have a nickname or people just usually call you chloe?

jewish, jewish - we were reform growing up and then when my family moved out to NJ we became reconstructionist and my mom got back into it, which was cool. i am not very religious at all but i do enjoy the cultural aspects of being jewish, for wsure. and the folks from my synagogue in nj ar eall really friendly. have you ever checked out that gay synagogue downtown? this girl i was dating last year was going to take me but for some reason that i forget we never made it out there.

my degree is in political science though i dont think i remember anything from college. and it was onyl a little over a year ago, that's pretty sad i guess. then again, i hardly remember what i ddi yesterday, i actually have one of the worst memories of anyone i know.

i will definitely be miserable from trying to find renters for the rooms, btu yeah hopefully that will be ok, you will just have to be extra cheerful. but not too cheerful, like you know those people who are so constantly perky that it gets annoying... maybe like in between cheerful. and if you know any good parlor tricks or how to ride a unicycle or something, you should do that.
definitely give me a call though, i'm having dinner with a friend but should be free by 9.

hasta luego
v


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so i met up with her sunday night.

we go to a place called the tea lounge, which is a nice cafe in brooklyn. she comes in, doesn't look exactly like the pictures (something about her looks older in the pictures, i usually go for women in their late twenties despite being only 22). she looks her age, which is 20 going on 21 in 2.5 hours. but still definitely hot.

ok so we get to talking, there is generally good banter. a lot of me teasing her about various things to gauge reaction, generally good reaction. she's actually a lot smarter than her profile suggested she would be, and it was fun to talk to her... which is something i didn't expect. she was kind of attached to her cell phone, definite con.

so anyway, about 30 min into our convo, her friend comes. her friend is generally nice and friendly, but definitely making it difficult for me to get quality conversation time. i still come in with the random jokes every now and then, people laugh, there is leg touching... things going well.

a couple more friends show up, then leave, then show up... whatever.

it is about 11:30 when we start drinking. it's her 21st at midnight, so we (her friend and the two of us... ilater learn the friend has a crush on her) do some shots. after much debate about what to do, we go to the neighbrhood dyke bar which as we expect is basically empty. more suggestive comments ensue, we both go to the bathroom (this is where it is helpful to be a lesbian) which is a 2 stall bathroom... come out, wash hands... start making out. hook up in the bathroom for a while, come out.

we meet some people at the bar and have some conversation with them. no idea what we talked about except i got to talk in spanish, which i nearly always do when very drunk. we go out on to the patio, they start talking about horoscopes and chloe is very serious about these horoscope beliefs. i puke in my mouth a few times but suck it up and just dont contribute to conversation. she then tells me to follow her to the bathroom.

i do as i am told, and soon we are going at it in one of the stalls. she wants me to [censored] her in the bathroom but i told her i wouldnt do that, been there done that in my youth (lol because i'm 22 i know, but yeah seriously) and anyway someone comes in to say "1 person in a stall at a time" TWICE, so kind of awkward. i live in nj, she with parents somewhere, this is tough to maneuver. eventually her friend says we can go back to HER place which is also in park slope, we take her bedroom and she takes the couch (our savior but as i said also weird bc i later learn she has crush on this girl) and we have some mediocre sex on a very uncomfortable bed.

after some joking about lesbians and how they bring uhauls to the second dates, my plan is to email her the following tomorrow: "so i've got the uhaul already picked out, i can bring it when we go out next time. or we can just [censored]."

man, myspace is great.

[snagglepuss]

dirty girls!

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[bugstud]

wow

[jaymajik]

The Brian/fslexcduck led renaissance this thread is undergoing is excellent.

Keep it coming all