banging chicks from myspace.com

[NeedsMoreNuts]

[Brian]

Vehn,

Any critiques for my page? I changed the main pic, I'm not sure if that's the one you were talking about.

Oh, and another blueball'd date for me...




We met up at TGIFriday's after she got off work; I had some girly drink, and she ordered a Diet Coke. She looked about how she did in her photos, I'd say around a 4.5.

Btw, quick aside. Thanks to TimM for pointing this site out: www.fastseduction.com/guide . I tried a few things in there, and felt better about my plays, even though I didn't get very far. I've only read about 1/4th of the guide though, and I'm sure I'll be re-reading it many times before I incoroporate the plays into my standards.

Oh, and the girl just got home and is msging me, good thing I'm already going to hell for StayPuft, cause I'd feel real bad about badmouthing/sharing everything about her on here while chatting w/ her.

Ok, back to the date. She was very shy/nervous, fidgeting w/ her hair a bunch and not talking much. I am not a talker myself, but I can shoot the sh!t as well as anyone so I did just that. She had her phone on the table and I reached for it, brushing my hands on hers as I went for it. I asked if there were any pics I could see, and we spent most of the time looking at pics on her phone and eventually she broke out the digital camera.

She then was asking about what part of town I live in, I told her my neighborhood, and shes like omigosh, thats a bad part of town. I was like, huh? cause it's very close to the country, new subdivision, I certainly wouldn't consider it bad, and she said it's bad cause of some douchebag who lives there. I said well every neighborhood has bad apples, shes like no, hes really weird. I said well wahts his name, maybe I know him... She says Luke, I'm like.. uh, is he really tall, blonde, football player type? Shes like, YEP!

So, uh, this probably isn't interesting at all to you guys, but this Luke guy used to [censored] my girlfriend's best friend (not sure what to call her btw, we are seperated, I love her still, blah blah), and he is v. psychotic. Threatened to kill himself over her, etc. I tried to stay as far away as possible. Well apparently this girl from tonight has been on a date w/ him, but fortunately that's as far as he got, cause theres no way I could bang this chick if he'd been on her first.

Anyways, back on track. As I was finishing up my drink I said something that I thought embarrassed her, so I said "wow, you really are shy, aren't you? She said, "yep", so I quickly rushed around to her side of the booth and sat next to her and put my arm around her and said, "still nervous?" this turned out to be much more awkward than I had played it out in my head, and I quickly went back over to my side and said, "yep, guess so". [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

After I finished my drink we walked out to her car. I said well, I'm going back to my place to watch The Office, you are welcome to join me. She looked at her phone and was like, I dunno... She clearly wanted to be persuaded, so I was like well we can just watch 1 episode. She still wasn't sure, so I said well I'm leaving, if you follow me then that's cool. She said, ok I will.

So we get back to my place, I give her a tour.. She's a bit giggly and still very nervous. I didn't run the "dvd player is broken, gotta go to bedroom" maneuver 'cause of how nervous she was, I gave her the option of bedroom/living room, she said she didn't care (wow I get all non-decisivive, neutral no feedback women ), so I chose the bedroom

We watched some Office, then Family Guy. I went in for a kiss in between changing out DVDs, she didn't stop me but didnt reciprocate too well. We made out for about 5m, every attempt I made at getting to the boobs was blocked. She said I was really bad or something, I said she hadn't seen the worst of it yet.

But with things clearly going nowhere, I wasn't interested in sticking it out (learned this lesson from fast seduction, I probably would have done the same thing the other night w/ tall chick, instead I hung in there hoping for something. not tonight though, boys, I'm learning) I told her she needed to go (she was yawning a bit) cause she had work in the morning. I tried walking her out of the room but she hangin on me a bit, I wound up rubbin her back through her shirt a bit, and according to her just now on IM. Actually fck, may as well paste a big portion of the convo, maybe you guys can decipher whether or not she's gonna put out soon (she said she isnt looking for a fck buddy to my face, and also said she doesnt put out till she knows a guys intentions):

her: lol sorry i gotta ask
me: so you liked the office?
me: lol go ahead
her: how big is it. hAHAHAHAHA
me: aw well you missed your chance to find out
her: aw come on
her: lol
me: nope nope, very sorry missy
me: maybe next time
her: pretty please?
her: *powts*
me: lol, what are you gonna give me in return?
her: lol ill tell u a secret
me: not good enough
me:
her: oh ok then
her: =/ it wa sa good secret
her: i was gonan tell u what makes me a sex freak
me: lol.
me: hopefully i'll find out soon enough anyways and as will you
her: oh ok
her: have it your way
her: =)
me: it's burger king! i think i will!
me: you do have me curious now tho
her: nu uh its not burger king
her: its Much MUCH better
me: so u gonna be shy around me next time too?
her: lol was i shy b4 u left?
me: haha u looked like u had warmed up a lil
her: lol i dont think being bent over ur couch with u rubbing ur crotch all up in my ass n rubbin my back is warming up alil
her: =P
her: lol i would qualify that as lol pretty comfy
me: lol true , well u still seemed very defensive in fairness though, i wasnt rubbin my crotch all over you!
me: just i am so huge it must have felt like it
her: i KNOW but it rubed up against me and i couldnt help but notice
her: LOL
her: thats why i wanna know
her: lol it wasnt a bad thing HAHA i enjoyed being bent over ur couch

Ok that's pretty much it I guess.

BTW, mad props to miajag, omfg... I am seriously like wtf over here, I can't get a single bone thrown to me. I think I may be way too eager w/ these girls. Like, you waited till the movie was over, then you talked, then you made out.. I always do the making out during the movie, maybe I rush things too much. Most of them then use the movie as an excuse to stop making out, which is just [censored] bad that I can't even grab their attention away from it. Gah whatever, hopefully using this fast seduction thing, I can learn the art of getting them to chase me, instead of just seeming too eager/pathetic/desperate (which I clearly am). But seriously, these girls, wtf.. Maybe u guys are just posting the good pics, but ya'lls bitches are puttin out way easier (you and bork) and are way hotter than mine.

-Brian

P.S. oh [censored] heres more of the convo, think I am gonna abandon ship, no way am I putting much more time into this bitch:

her: well i love kissing and i love cuddling and yes im very sexual as well
her: lol u have NO idea
her: =/ ull say wtf did shy hannah go
me: lol
her: but the thing is... i dont do it with just nebody
me: yeah
her: lol u gotta put ur time in

[EDIT]: Bah, maybe shes not asking for too much, I dunno. Def don't see myself ever dating this girl unless shes just a rose who needs time to blossom, I mean theres nothing I like about her other than the prospect of sex (unlike tall chick, who I actually kind of like).

her: well what i mean to say is... lol i dont like [censored] buddies that lol u can go screw who ever. haha
her: lol if i [censored] somebody they cant be going around with other girls......
her: lol i dont wanna be one of two or three girls somebody is [censored] all at the same time
her: lol but i dont have to be planing to marry somebody
her: im jsut not into one night stands n stuff, i dont do sexually stuff until you know a guy decides hey i like you i want to spend time with u, not just lol lets hump ok see u later

[EDIT#2]: Oh sh!t, this girl is talking so dirty over messenger now lol... fck it i'll give her a second chance, she says she likes it when a guy cums on her face, i'll take pics W HER CAMERA and post them here. (not a promise, I will sure [censored] try though)

[asdf11]

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her: lol u gotta put ur time in

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Abandon ship! ABANDON SHIP!

[good2cu]

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ok i gave in. im lazy so im not typing everything out.

but i joined myspace.

now this is a coup for me b/c i dont do this online dating thing. i usually just meet girls in grocery stores or sushi joints etc...i mean seriously...my last gf picked me up on an airplane. ive dated girls in other states ive met on the train...so while this is all standard for a lot of you guys who know the internet dating scene it's new for my relatively old (26) ass.

so i found a few girls id consider dating had i met them randomly and messaged them like the true gentlemen that i am just as if i would have met them randomly (just my game)

this girl IMMEDIATELY wrote me back.

she lives 5 mins from me.

she is 22 and looks scarily like my ex (but im a sucker for the look)

she owns her own company.

is going locally to get a higher education (masters, she graduated 1 year early from college and took a break)

likes to clean and i like to cook.

has same kinda dietary likes/dislikes as i do (VERY VERY VERY VERY RARE)

likes finance!

loves ambition (which we both have)

and the kicker, has already expressed interest in me and we talk on aim flirtily all the time. probably gunna go out some time this week or next...depending on my availability.

so introducing my future ex wife [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]









Barron

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you like this girl way too much, i give this like a 5% chance of working out.

If it does though i hope all of oot is invited to your wedding.

[pinkeye]

Brian,

Seriously, how big is it?

[EricW]

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Anyways, back on track. As I was finishing up my drink I said something that I thought embarrassed her, so I said "wow, you really are shy, aren't you? She said, "yep", so I quickly rushed around to her side of the booth and sat next to her and put my arm around her and said, "still nervous?" this turned out to be much more awkward than I had played it out in my head, and I quickly went back over to my side and said, "yep, guess so". [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]





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LOL awesome

[Brian]

pinkeye you f[a]g lol, hey i'll tell you as long as you promise not to blueball me.

-Brian

[EDIT]: goofyballer,

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she just doesn't want you to think she's a whore.

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Yeah, that's definitely it; I asked her at some point wtf was wrong, doesn't she like kissing? and she said she didn't want me to think she was a "ho"

But I have no interest in putting in much time for a 4.5 who is a stick in the mud. I'm hard-up, but not that hard-up. She sure isn't shy over the internet, tho...

[goofyballer]

Brian: I think you just have to get her worked up a little bit to get her to put out. It sounds like she's willing, she just doesn't want you to think she's a whore. My first time, the girl told me flat out she wasn't gonna have sex with me that night; while we were fooling around later she changed her mind.

I changed my page up a little Vehn; thanks for the advice, I appreciate the honesty. I think the "lame"ness comes from a lot of trying to infuse my personality into the profile, and while I'm basically the farthest thing from lame on the planet, a lot of people (including random girls that would be reading my profile) probably don't get that w/o knowing me.

[Vehn]

brian: I'll look at your page tomorrow, pretty tired. I'll just say you have massive innate game/willingness to try to get physical, so you def. have no problems with that. re: fast seduction etc, I've read that free guide and its ok, but the thing that I found to be REALLY good is the mystery method ebook (venusian artist handbook), this is an awesome guide to basically everything. It costs some money but of course there are alternatives to paying for it....

A quote from it that directly applies to your situation: "It usually takes 4 to 10 hours of comfort building before a woman is ready to have sex. This is known as the seven hour rule." Basically no matter what your game is you're not gonna get laid on the first night unless you spend a ton of time with her, and if you keep pushing her you'll get massive anti-s1ut defense like you have seen. So really: stop trying, do push/pull, cut it off physically yourself, it'll leave her wanting more. Trying to get laid on the first date is not a good idea.

[Brian]

K, I think it's only fair I share these w/ OOT. She just sent me pics of her boobs&pussy to help my "blueball problem", in exchange for the size of my penis (which I won't be sharing w OOT, yet):

btw VERY NSFW

BTW, you sick OOT fcks like pinkeye will prob be seeing my c[o]ck soon:

me: we are gonna have a lot of fun
me: w/ your digital camera
her: as long as my face aint in em u can take whatever u want

If OOT wishes it, I will jizz all over this bitch's face, use her own camera to take the pics, post it here, then post her profile.

-Brian

[EDIT]: Damn, this girl is like a totally different person online. I see that with a lot of guys (e.g. internet superstars, but quiet/shy IRL), but not much w/ a girl. Shes coming over tomorrow night after work/dinner for a "sleepover"; if she even brings 1/10th of the sexual energy she is showing me online, then you guys may not hear from me for a few days...

sorry but not allowed